I make no claims about the veracity of these maps:
…especially that when it comes to sex surveys, most people lie like Clintons. Ditto this exercise:
But I saw them in a newspaper so they must be true.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And some political news snips:
In 
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...drill baby, drill.
#YeahWeVotedForThis
Some Political News:
...wait: Fatboi? The poster child for “limousine socialist”?
And now for some good lovin’ (I just love it when the girls talk and act tough):
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And speaking of “love”:
...Rosie O’Donnell, Ellen Degenerate, and now Courtney… still more reasons to support DJT.
And speaking of unwelcome immigrants, in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...and it’s a socialist country, even. While locally:
...except that he isn’t a “student”, but a fucking lecturer.
...see? That wasn’t so difficult, wuzzit?
In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© News:
...did somebody say: “Party time!” ?
Why, I believe they did.
From the Dept. of Education:
...is it so wrong that I got mildly excited by this visual?
...redefining the term “special ed”. And speaking of rapists:
...of course he does.
#Britishland
In Entertainment News:
...careful what you wish for, Jew-hate boy; you know she has Armenian cousins, right?
Now, the always-popular 
...uh-huh, uh-huh.
From the front-line trenches in Sex Wars:
...not to mention poverty. Even so, you’d still have get me to pull my lips off Salma Hayek’s at gunpoint.
…and at that familiar address on 
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...don’t we all, honey, don’t we all. Here’s hers, back then:
…although I must say, the 58-year-old bod isn’t too horrible either:
“Fine wine” comes to mind.
And that’s probably about as much news as anyone can bare.
Food For Thought
From Surber The Great:
ITEM 24: Resist the Mainstream reported, “Federal prosecutors have charged three individuals with carrying out violent attacks against Tesla properties, describing their actions as acts of domestic terrorism. The suspects allegedly used Molotov cocktails to set fire to Tesla dealerships, vehicles and charging stations in multiple states.”
Look for Judge Boasberg to rule that arson is a form of protest. Burn a flag, burn a Tesla, what’s the difference?
How about “Burn a judge”?
Asking for a friend.
Monday Funnies
And our update:
Now it’s time for a little personal advice from Dr. Kim:
And let’s not forget that it’s nearly Easter:
And from Britishland:
…and if all that doesn’t say “Easter”, then what does? But to continue:
And speaking of putting strange things in your mouth, here’s the latest in our “Seen At The Bar” series:
Now sit back, relax and enjoy yer drink week.
Caption Competition #385
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
Herewith the recent news:
...executive summary: they’re being funded by George Soros.
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Also:
...they’re both separated/divorced, and Democrats have been in bed with the media since forever.
In 
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...also ends funding for Why Democrats Always Lie research, e.g.:
...in a party full of slimy sleazebags, this asshole is exemplary.
And:
...also known as an “ipse dixit” cancelation.
Now for some Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© news:
...too bad it’s not a road to the killing fields. And speaking of killing:
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More killing:
...play grownup games, suffer grownup consequences, you little bastard. Also:
...and in the reign of Emperor Kim, he’d be dangling from a 17-year-old rope.
In the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:
...stop that unseemly cheering and applause, willya?
Now a section all to itself:
...and she looks just like you’d expect her to look.
...”accidentally”, as you will see.
In Woke News:
...bullet, dodged.
And in (non-) Entertainment News:
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In guaranteed link-free 
...well, I did get a steak, at least. A big one.
And as for getting a bone: in her house on 
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...I do believe I detect a whiff of the trailer park, but whatever.
And that ends our stroll through the news.