Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

This kinda sums up the way I’m feeling this morning:

And for the full story:

So, on with the funny shit.  Today — the day after July 4 — we do military:

And time to look at the furriners…

 

And finally:

Salud, y’all.

News Roundup

Bad News

All the news that’s either self-evident, pointless or laughable.


…which should come as a surprise to precisely… nobody.


…good question.  Also, unanswerable.


…oh man, we are SO fucked.


…of course, there’s no revenue incentive for the government to do this, oh no.


…or, in American terms, ninety-three 3-strikes — and only the daughter got more than a year.


…


…why shouldn’t he?  After all, Romney’s also a Democrat.


…Cosby, Clinton;  potato, potahto.


…what I want to know is:  who are the 43% who think we have the same or more?  And can we stop them from voting?


…yeah, duh.

And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:


…look on the bright side:  he could have taken you with him.


…no news on the effect Mr. Piledriver had on his partner.


…silly girl;  go to the gym and sell tickets.  Sheesh, some people just have no clue.


…key word:  California.

And speaking of underage kids, this is Deva Cassel (16):

Pretty, huh?  Not surprising;  here’s her mother.

 

Yes, that’s Monica Bellucci.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

For one lovely moment, I woke up this morning and thought it was next Monday — i.e. the long weekend Monday — only for the ghastly realization to sink in that it wasn’t;  in other words, it’s going to be the normal miserable five days of slog before we reach the oasis of next weekend.

So what the hell;  might as well console ourselves with the usual tasteless, offensive Monday stuff, right?

Right.

And lastly, one for the times we find ourselves in:

I’d like to take a lot more than five, but that’s just the over-achiever in me talking.

Anyway, here’s something a little more cheerful:

…and:

…and lastly:

Next week’s Funnies will appear (of course) on Tuesday, unless you guys can’t do without them.