For one lovely moment, I woke up this morning and thought it was next Monday — i.e. the long weekend Monday — only for the ghastly realization to sink in that it wasn’t; in other words, it’s going to be the normal miserable five days of slog before we reach the oasis of next weekend.
So what the hell; might as well console ourselves with the usual tasteless, offensive Monday stuff, right?
And lastly, one for the times we find ourselves in:
I’d like to take a lot more than five, but that’s just the over-achiever in me talking.
Anyway, here’s something a little more cheerful:
Next week’s Funnies will appear (of course) on Tuesday, unless you guys can’t do without them.