Tag: Humor

And it’s even worse than usual, I’m afraid…

…Howard who?

…and if that’s not enough to start a revolution…

…because it’s for your own protection, see?  AA’s fares will of course be going up to make up for the loss of revenue.

Dept. of Suckage:

…why hasn’t this asshole been executed yet?

And on the same topic:

…and we’d all be a lot less sorry if this asshole had been executed ten minutes after the guilty verdict.

…must be all that Glueball Wormening we’ve been hearing about.

Which kinda makes this story even more suspect:

…but no doubt, there’s a good explanation for all this.

…yup, that will delay the plane for a little while, and Miss PhD. Candidate a lot longer.

…is anyone still surprised by this kind of thing?

…or, roughly half the value of the stuff that the US military just left behind in Baghram.  Also note:  “avoid” (which is legal), as opposed to “evade” (which isn’t).

…and owners of cars and trucks made before the Internet Of Things all look smug.

…and looking at his picture, the parents are probably right.

…you first, Toots.

 

Ugh.  I’ve seen sexier biker chicks.

All the usual crap that passes for news, with irrelevant commentary.  Oh, and boobs at the end.

…we keep giving them goats to eat, but the Afghans just repurpose them.

...as Canada’s leading girlyman continues to campaign with his core constituency.

…of which about $16.70 would actually reach its intended target.  Pull the other one, Greaseman.

…as they work on becoming even more unelectable than they already are.

…right.  I guess Boots was all out of foam earplugs.

…only 17?  Must have taken the poll in Manhattan or UC Berkeley.

…and when the mass hangings begin, we’ll be called the bad guys.

…shoot at cops, get acquitted.  Noted.

Scottish police are fined £100,000 for failing woman, 25,
who died after waiting THREE DAYS for help in wreckage of
her crashed car alongside her dead boyfriend – despite
accident being reported to officers
…see, if she’d just Twitted “Some nigger bastard and his Paki rent boy crashed into my car“, the rozzers would have been there in seconds.

…what’s it called when stuff keeps getting more expensive while purchasing power decreases… wait, it’s on the tip of my tongue… something about Weimar…

Time for INSIGNIFICA:
         
…actually, the last one has a link just for the entertainment value.

And now, as promised, some real news:

And finally, our  Slut Of The Week:

Read the story to see why.