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…and in what format, I wonder?


…oh, THAT kind of “meeting”.  Figures.


…oh Ah don’t thank so, Scooter.  Try this:


…LMAO.  Prolly Russians or White supremacists throwing all that money at them.


…LOL rock, meet hard place;  or, when faced with the consequences of stupid policy, change the terminology.


…big of them.  Totalitarian assholes.


…to match the one Georgetown already has for their faculty, no doubt.


…the Bradford cops having solved ALL other terrible crimes in their area.


…which will probably be as effective as all his other initiatives.  Can you spell “FAIL“, children?

And now comes the time for INSIGNIFICA:

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And here’s someone few men would get a second job to escape from, under the same circumstances:

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Quiz

Funny Stuff

See how current y’all are.  Answers below the fold.

1.  This photo is of:

a.)  a Moscow street prostitute
b.)  Bette Midler’s Halloween costume
c.)  Madonna
d.)  trannie rapper Elvine J (formerly Alvin Johnson).

2.  This photo is of:

a.)  some random chick
b.)  Katie Holmes
c.)  Adriana Lima
d.)  Kelly Brook after (yet another) crash diet

3.  Who said this:  “Saving babies from abortion is patriarchy”?

a.)  Bette Midler
b.)  AOC
c.)  Gloria Steinem
d.)  Kathy Griffin
e.)  some foul Planned Parenthood harpie

4.  One of these women was NOT raped by Harvey Weinstein

     

a.)  it’s a trick question;  Weinstein raped all four
b.)  Pic #1
c.)  Pic #2
d.)  Pic #3
e.)  Pic #4

5.  Which much-loved classic car is going to be relaunched with an electric engine? 

a).  VW Beetle

b.)  Austin Mini-Cooper

c.)  Fiat 500

d.)  Lotus Seven

Last question:

6.  Which beloved fiction hero has NOT been replaced by a female persona?

a.)  Robin Hood
b.)  Doctor Who
c.)  Dr. Watson (from Sherlock Holmes)
d.)  Dalton (Patrick Swayze’s lead character in Roadhouse )
e.)  “M” (James Bond’s boss in the 007 series)

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Train Smash Catastrophe!

Train Smash Women

OMG this cannot be true!

Aintree set to BAN photographers from taking pictures of badly-dressed women at Grand National meeting

But… but… but where are we going to get pics of Train Smash Women, when their best source will be denied us?

Saith the sniffy killjoy boss of the event:

John Baker, managing director of the racecourse, hoped the ban would put an end to what he claimed was unfair coverage of customers getting drunk or flashing too much flesh at the event.
He said: ‘We want to overwhelm the negativity, to push the positivity to the front.

Here’s some frontal positivity for you:

And:

‘Our event is full of character, it’s fun, and that’s generated by the personality of the Liverpool people.’

Ah, yes… that Scouser personality:

 

More:

He warned that any photographer taking unflattering pictures would lose their accreditation.
‘We have to absolutely protect that because it’s at the core of what we are, and we have a responsibility to our customers to project the correct image.
‘We have talked about trying to monitor those photographers, so if we see any element clearly looking for a negative shot and we can identify that, we will take their accreditation off them and we’ll kick them off the site.
‘That’s not easily manageable, but that’s what we’ll endeavour to do.’

Twerp.

My feelings exactly.

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Bad News

News so gloomy, you’re going to need (another) G&T.


…just wait till they try this in the men’s jail.


…in a couple of centuries’ time, they’ll probably pardon all those pedophile priests.


…never thought I’d call the time of syphilis and gonorrhea “the good old days”.


…and in the background, the shuttered nuclear power stations are chuckling.


…the ten million men similarly affected?  Fuck ’em, they should know better.


…and is promptly arrested for promoting animal abuse.


…


…or, the annual income from just two slot machines.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

   


…proving once again that Brits are undersexed.


…and this is bad news because the scumbag survived, even though shot six times by Our Hero.  Prolly used a Glock 9mm.

And now comes the INSIGNIFICA:

   

And speaking of women who could fake their orgasms and nobody would care:

 

And that’s today’s (and yesterday’s, and the day before’s, etc.) news.