Stuff that makes me laugh
Ah yes, Monday, is it? Thought so…
I think it’s time for Horrible Joke Monday
…because if that fey little twerp Jimmy Carr can get into trouble just for making a joke about gypsies becoming participants in the Holocaust, then it’s time I got in on the act.
Venture below the fold at your own risk, because there’ll be something to offend just about everyone. You have been warned…
Today’s News Roundup is brought to you by:
…fuck off, Geraldo you liberal asswipe.
…and a single pic should suffice:
…you mean “misinformation” such as that Michael Mann’s “hockey stick” climate graph is a pack of lies? Or that not one climate prediction has so far been accurate?
…as once again, the market establishes the actual value of certain jobs.
…damn, I had no idea that there was a “militant atheist” department.
…key word: Tennessee.
…show of hands from those of you whose trigger fingers began to itch when reading this headline… all of you, huh? Thought so.
…no different from a vegan restaurant, really.
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
…so here we go:
The above brought to you by:
….wait: not that Coke? My bad.
Your suggested captions in Comments.
Prompted by Insty’s invitation to his open thread:
…let’s take a wander down Memory Lane (right-click to embiggen):
Ah yes, the good old days, when California actually produced things, and made stuff.
Today’s piss-poor news is sponsored by:
…gawd, I hope not. As it is, they’re too much like Democrats for my liking. (no link because paywall)
…key word: “Pakistan”, but it could have been any of the Muslim garden spots, really.
…I would have thought that “machine guns” and “barbed wire” would work better than “cameras”, but then I’m just a simple man.
…and you can stop that raucous cheering and applause, you lot — because the fucking Austrian prosecutor wants to charge her for assault.
Train Smash Watch:
…can’t be long now…
…wait for it… wait for it…
…OF COURSE SHE DOES. Only an intersectional feminist could imagine that she could stop an international flight just because of ME ME ME ME ME !
Let’s look in on Covidiocy:
…good. I hope they all catch it and die.
…I would normally be sympathetic, except that Levi Strauss is a bunch of gun-controlling assholes, so fuck ’em.
How about the Freedom Trail:
…just wait till the tar, feathers and ropes come out.
…LesboPM can’t imagine any resistance coming from her cowed Kiwi peasants.
…and when you’ve lost the Belgies… oh wait:
…as Castro’s love child goes full Stalin.
…[whimper] oh FFS, kill me me now.
And now, more INSIGNIFICA:
…and if you used the Hubble telescope focused to “infinity”, you still wouldn’t be able to find my interest in this story.
Lastly:
…Amanda who? Nemmind:
And dat be Da Nooz… for now.
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