Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Uncommon Sense

Gratuitous Chick Pics, The Gun Thing

…shown by a Brit, of all people:

Lady Victoria Hervey has insisted she feels ‘safer’ when carrying a gun in ‘dangerous LA’ – and has suggested a ban on firearms would lead to a ‘genocide’ in the US.

The 45-year-old socialite and former ‘It Girl’, who is the daughter of the 6th Marquess of Bristol, and has in the past shared controversial opinions, told The Mirror that while she supports stricter regulations, she doesn’t agree with at total ban.

Now the reason this titled British tart has these oh-so-horrid beliefs is that she doesn’t live in Britishland, but in Los Angeles — hence her refreshing (and no doubt well-founded) opinion.  And she’s right, of course, especially in Los Angeles, which in no way resembles even London or Manchester when it comes to serious violent crime.   But when it comes to “stricter gun regulations”, it’s hard to see how anywhere could be stricter than L.A. in that regard, so she’s of course wrong about that.

Frankly though, I’m amazed that Our Vicky can even pick up a gun, given that she’s long been the World’s Skinniest Non-Anorexic Woman Not Living In The Third World:

 

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So let’s get cooking with some news:


…which is quite true, if by “historically” you mean 1935.


…and as a last resort, bagpipes, although the ASPCA might have had a problem with that.


…just another part of his master plan to win an election in Texas.  And talking of Beta-politics:


…just a pair of Commies chatting cozily over a nice hot cup of blood.  Corollary:

Canadian Firearm Retailers Sell Out of Handguns
…every time.  You’d think they’d learn, but Commies never do.


…like any Commie believes in fairness, and the rule of law.  How about this one, for example:


…because democracy is just a guideline, really.


…and no, her name was not Betty-Sue Johnson.

And speaking of yet more domestic terrorists:


…do we really need to even ask this question?


…LOL.  This is going to end well.


…nah, he should ruin the lying bitch, as an object lesson to other lying bitches who might be tempted to follow her example.

And in more INSIGNIFICA:

     


..and once again, here’s young Paige, this time in golf-appropriate clothing:

So much for the news…

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it’s Monday.

Oh well… might as well get on with it.

 

And speaking of sex positions, here are a couple of Chinese options:

    

The first one means:  “Kamala Running For Office”, and the second:  “Biden’s Gas Prices Helping Consumers Along”.

Now go out and loot a supermarket, or something.

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And on we go;  first, from the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious:


…you mean, bringing back the stuff we should never have let go in the first place?


…OR, we could just go back to hiring courageous cops instead of cowardly assholes.


…okay.  So can we also dispense with that “right to a fair trial” Constitutional bullshit for you and your type? Deal.


…only the French could surrender after telling the truth.


…key word:  Pakistan.


…only if we entrust the future to you assholes.


…have they also been experimenting on Antifa Millennials?  I think we should be told.


…guess that means Lynyrd Skynyrd won’t be playing...  And speaking of which:


…priorities, priorities.


…stick to basketball, Coach, and I won’t tell you how to recruit players.


…“i thnk i jst saw a grzzly”

And INSIGNIFICA:

     

And finally, on a related note:  here’s someone nobody ever heard of, whose chief claim to fame is that she was a UK Big Brother cast member about five years ago:

…and here she is today:

For those interested, she has a MASSIVE tattoo right under her (fake) boobs.

So much for the news.

New Horror

Nannies

OMG:

Applying gun control logic to the above, I think that we should ban all backpacks.  After all, nobody needs to own a backpack, which frees the arms and hands to perpetrate horrible atrocities like this one.  Had the scumbag been carrying a suitcase, he wouldn’t have been able to do this.

Don’t even get me started on the high-capacity military-style backpacks, which have no place in civilian ownership.

Commonsense backpack control.  It’s time.