Tag: Humor

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Oy.  The news is still worse, as you will see.

…just breaks yer heart, dunnt?

…somebody do the math and tell me:  what’s the percentage of 169 out of 6 billion?

…some might say that male humans should have the same ability.

…now everybody repeat after me:  “You can always trust the government.”

And:

…so everybody repeat after me:  “You can always trust stuff from Apple Corp.”

…I think I want a double cheeseburger and a milkshake.  Let the vegans eat fucking bugs.

…when they approach the amount we left behind in Kabul, let me know.

..put another way, 674 years of tradition flushed away for no good reason.

And:

….which would probably explain this:

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

   

Vinegar-flavored genitals?

And that’s the news.

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And off we go:

…I have an alibi.

…no, he’d be in his fifth year in prison awaiting trial for “sedition”.

…and this is news because..?

…and will resettle them in Brighton Beach, NY.  Tickets available at Ticketmaster.

…assuming he hasn’t “committed suicide” or ‘died from Covid” before then.  No odds given on either.

…that’s like winning the “Tallest Man Competition” in Dwarf Town.  (no link because Kardashian)

…small, large, whatever:  kill them all with fire.  Horrible fucking things.
Afterthought:  not these Scorpions — I quite like them:

And talking of showbiz:

…big deal;  Murray always behaves inappropriately.

…one would have thought that all that kicking and screaming might have tipped them off.

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…and is useless wifout pichers:

All the news worth leering at.