Tag: Humor

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So let’s get cooking with some news:

…which is quite true, if by “historically” you mean 1935.

…and as a last resort, bagpipes, although the ASPCA might have had a problem with that.

…just another part of his master plan to win an election in Texas.  And talking of Beta-politics:

…just a pair of Commies chatting cozily over a nice hot cup of blood.  Corollary:

Canadian Firearm Retailers Sell Out of Handguns
…every time.  You’d think they’d learn, but Commies never do.

…like any Commie believes in fairness, and the rule of law.  How about this one, for example:

…because democracy is just a guideline, really.

…and no, her name was not Betty-Sue Johnson.

And speaking of yet more domestic terrorists:

…do we really need to even ask this question?

…LOL.  This is going to end well.

…nah, he should ruin the lying bitch, as an object lesson to other lying bitches who might be tempted to follow her example.

And in more INSIGNIFICA:

     

..and once again, here’s young Paige, this time in golf-appropriate clothing:

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And on we go;  first, from the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious:

…you mean, bringing back the stuff we should never have let go in the first place?

…OR, we could just go back to hiring courageous cops instead of cowardly assholes.

…okay.  So can we also dispense with that “right to a fair trial” Constitutional bullshit for you and your type? Deal.

…only the French could surrender after telling the truth.

…key word:  Pakistan.

…only if we entrust the future to you assholes.

…have they also been experimenting on Antifa Millennials?  I think we should be told.

…guess that means Lynyrd Skynyrd won’t be playing...  And speaking of which:

…priorities, priorities.

…stick to basketball, Coach, and I won’t tell you how to recruit players.

…“i thnk i jst saw a grzzly”

And INSIGNIFICA:

     

And finally, on a related note:  here’s someone nobody ever heard of, whose chief claim to fame is that she was a UK Big Brother cast member about five years ago:

…and here she is today:

For those interested, she has a MASSIVE tattoo right under her (fake) boobs.

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…because it’s Pride Month, you bigots.  And speaking of:

…that bad, huh?

…given that a significant number of Catholic priests are homos and pedos, why not?

…given that it’s the Fairy Force, I’m quite surprised.  Buncha bigots.

…Step 1:  learn how to shoot.  Step 2:  carry your gun to school.

…as well he should.  See above.

…mystery solved after police learn he was a Clinton staffer.

…gin for the win.  Cheers.

…lessee, here.  Shooter: Black.  Doctor: Black.  Gun:  black.  Of course it’s all Whitey’s fault.

…guaranteed to win in Florida, just like fellow-idiot Beta O’Rourke in Texas.

…and not by the po-po:  by other mourners.  And yet again, we play the “Guess The Race” game.

Missouri pastor fatally shoots a man having an affair with his wife
…there’s a whole lot of “allegeds” in this story, but then again he caught them in flagrante delicto, so…

And in (thankfully) no-link INSIGNIFICA:

   

…I got nothing;  absolutely nothing.

Instead, here are some random pictures of fish.

And someone who is definitely a woman:

News?  We don’ need no steenkin’ news.