News Roundup

Now it’s time for Teh Doom, so


...except the “speeding up” is measured in milliseconds, and also slowing down occasionally by the same rate because that’s how the world turns.


...note weasel word “could”, which is interchangeable with “might not”.

In Foreign News:


...heterosexual porn is unaffected, however, so there’s that.


And speaking of Loathsome Terrorist Assholes:


Some Worthless Political Opinions:


...given the source, it’s probably neither colossal nor a mistake.



...Steroidal Deportation Machine activated, and it’s about damn time.

In Crime News:


...guess it was just stolen off AG Bondi’s desk, then, because that’s where she said it was.

#FuckingLiars #CoverUp

And now it’s time for 

And on the byway known as :


…never mind MILF, she’s almost GILF:

Not that a GILF is a Bad Thing, of course.

Dealing With The Heatwave

Apparently Britishland and their cross-Channel cousins are whining as they suffer the lash of a heatwave — what we in Texas would call a temperate summer — and here’s one Brit who’s not unhappy about it:

Mel, a hairdresser and mature psychology student, lives in her two-bedroom rented apartment in her block of flats in Warrington, Cheshire.  “I chose this flat because the balcony gets sun in winter and summer,” she says. “I’m not bothered by people getting the odd eyeful.  I’d rather strip down than cover up to enjoy this current burst of warm weather.” 

Attagirl.  And she’s not too awful to look at, either:

We need more women with her attitude, say I.

News Roundup

Well Planet Lesbia is one thing, but here on Earth…


...climate change… is there anything it can’t do?

But that’s nothing.  Try this one:


...and don’t tell me, let me guess:  it’s triggered by Intergalactic Warming Climate Cooling Change©?

And if that’s not moronic enough:


...wait:  wasn’t eating bugs supposed to be a Good Thing?
#Confused


...gee, what do you think tipped her off? 

And speaking of The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:


...in which we play the “Guess The Religion Of The Rapists” game.  And speaking of the guys who invented the term “Nazi”:


...man, if they tried that shit Over Here there’d be a different outcome, methinks.  And speaking of Sturmtruppen:


...I would suggest they’re not even in the top 5.  Left-wing “comedians” and actresses, however...

In :


...couldn’t have put it better myself, skattie. [/sarc]

In the intersectionalty of Crime News and LGBTOSTFU News:


...males take left;  females, right?

In Election News:


...just keep all that money away from the Republican National Committee, FFS, or you’ll end up with even more RINOs in Congress.


...they’d be stupid to stay on.  LOL @NYfC.


...hey, if they can vote from there, posting should be a piece of cake.

From the Obscure History Dept.:


...I’m so glad this issue has finally been put to rest;  I’ve been lying awake at night for years worrying about it.

And Middle East News:


...three answers:  no, fuck no, and if you insist on a timeline:  never in a million fucking years.

And in the annals of   

  

 

And on the other side of :


...sorry, I faked you out there.  No way am I going to upset people by showing pics of the grotesque Katie Price;  instead, let’s look at her daughter Princess [sic], who just turned 18 and is therefore legal (unlike her foul mother, who should be illegal):

Not as slaggy as her mother;  but then again, no one is.