Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

News Roundup

Bad News

And in more alarming news:


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Time out for an equipment check:


...looks like those SIG 320 wunderwaffen aren’t as good as people say they are.  But Glocks?  Ugh.
#NewExpression #UncommandedDischarge

And speaking of the Great Remigration Program…

…in


...Somalis?  Muslims?  I’ll take “Somali Muslims” for $400, Alex.


...I have a better idea:  let’s drop “sanctuary laws” and increase the “mass raids”.

TRUMP DIRECTS DHS, ICE AGENTS TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM ASSAULTS AFTER ‘THUGS’ THROW ROCKS AT THEM 
...I’m not saying the “thugs” have been asking for it… but they have.  Related:

In Crime News:


...I’ll start celebrating when the orange jumpsuits appear, and not before.


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...in which we play the “Guess The Race” of the mob.


...and then they tried to sell the movie to TMZ?
#Strylia

From the pages of Wokista Journal:


...only to find that the “idyllic liberal paradise” is boring and Socialist.
#New Zealand

In the Global JewHate Chronicles:


...maybe because that’s exactly what it means, you terrorsymp tart.

Time for some Darwin News:


...and finds out that the nickname is accurate.

And now some unlinked 

 

And as we hurtle down  at breakneck speed:

Dita Von Teese, 52, admits she WANTS to feel ‘objectified and sexualised’
...well, never let it be said that I refused a lady’s request: 


…#GenuinePic

And having revealed all, we leave the news.

Muzzled!

Mocking Furriners, Trumpism

Here’s one that got me giggling:

Donald Trump will not be given the honor of addressing Parliament during his state visit as Emmanuel Macron did this week, The Telegraph understands.

The date of the US president’s trip is being deliberately timed for mid-September, when there is a parliamentary recess, handing the UK an excuse for not offering the speech.

Mr Trump is also not expected to visit Buckingham Palace, which is being restored, or enjoy a ceremonial carriage ride down the Mall in London – features of many past state visits from world leaders.

I’m sure the “deliberate timing” was to prevent Trump from embarrassing the Labour Party with his normal “fuck you” style of speaking in the Commons, and his uncomfortable (to them) habit of telling it like it is, e.g. “You assholes locked up an old lady for an angry tweet?  WTF?”

Never mind. I’m sure his press conferences are going to be epic — if the Brits allow them to be published or aired, that is.

The only way this could be more fun is if the Brit government were having ArgyPres Javier Milei and EyetiePM Giorgia Meloni over at the same time, for a threesome (so to speak).

Whithered

Men & Women, Travels

I don’t remember which writer — I think it was P.J. O’Rourke — who once described the acronym MEGO (My Eyes Glaze Over) when applied to an article such as “Whither Gambia?”, i.e. implying that such a topic would be of little interest to anyone, and would bore one to tears in the reading.

Well, that may have been true with the old Gambia;  but nowadays an article on The Gambia [sic]  is likely to be anything but boring:

FORGET innocent piña coladas by the pool and cheeky glances at topless barmen – now sun-seeking, sex-loving Brit grans are boarding planes in search of far more risky adventures.

Wealthy older women are jetting off this summer for one reason only: to romp with men decades younger – and substantially poorer – than themselves. And this week the beaches are set to be more rampant than ever.

Promiscuous pensioners are heading in their droves to The Gambia, the west African country where exotic food is far from the spiciest thing on the menu.

Despite a plea made by The Gambia Tourist Board asking elderly Brits to go elsewhere to look for young lovers, the problem has only got worse.

I should warn Readers that some of the pics in the article are… overflowing.

“Grab-A-Granny” tourism… ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “What a wonderfuuuul world” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ [/Satchmo]