Let’s start this thing off properly:
...two words: THOUGHT EXPERIMENT. So… apocalyptic nonsense.
But back in the real world:
...can’t wait to see the viewership numbers.
#CharlieSmiles
From the Dept. Of Health:
...get ‘er done.
#BlindinglyObvious
From the 
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...not sure I agree with this one, unless these 200 kids are accompanied by a dozen or so Apache choppers (just to keep the fucking Arabs honest). Then again:
...wonder why that is?
#NoMoreDEI #Warfighting
Some 
...equipped with helipads? No? Pppppbbbbbtttt.
...amazing how the threat of using the National Guard spurs these IllyNazis to do their actual job.
#IllinoisStateCopsAreAssholes #AskMeHowIKnowThis
...quite the little over-achiever, ain’t he? Let’s hope that Texas acts appropriately.
From the Dept. Of Government Shutdowns:
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In Legal News:
...this has nothing to do with their having broken actual laws (unlike Trump).
#YouStartedTheLawfare #EnjoyTheRebound
In International News:
...you wanted it, you got it. Enjoy the consequences. But then, to show how it’s done:
…ipse dixit.
...I’m not against the principle, but I am interested to see how they plan to implement it.
...ahhh Giorgia Meloni...
...coming soon to a California near you.
In !Science! News:
...because we enjoy the way it makes us feel? See, and I didn’t even need a grant to tell you that.
And speaking of 
And from the houses on 
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...and MILFy she most certainly is:
I try hard to not be the guy who complains about the free ice cream, but that red “comic” font in the first couple of entries really makes my eyes do unpleasant things when trying to focus on it.
Duly noted. And don’t worry about the complaining thing, especially when it refers to style stuff.
In re: Denmark.
You probably should worry more about purging the Pakistanis who are swamping your country. Otherwise your tickety-tok ban isn’t going to matter a damn when all that’s left read is the Koran. But Euro’s don’t seem to give a shit.
Actually, the Danes have seen the light, putting into place things like restricting Third World immigrant numbers, and for those who are allowed in: mandatory civics lessons and language proficiency, all strictly enforced with summary deportation for failure.
Now the SWEDES, on the other hand…