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Monday Funnies

February 15, 2021 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

I’ve got those “can’t-make-it-to-the-kitchen-for-my-Monday-morning-coffee” blues…

So to wake us all up, a few things to laff at:

(that’s a fake post, but I bet they wanted to say that)

An off-the-cuff communication, with an inscrutable signature:

And still in the corporate world:

And a sign that really should be unnecessary, but no doubt there’s a good reason:

…although I would say that’s every day, myself. And on a related topic:

(For my non-Hispanic Readers, “vato” means “dude”, and “pendejo” — in this circumstance — means “dumbass”.)

Update: Power failure last night so I didn’t finish this post. So just to round it all off:

Caption Competition #164

February 12, 2021 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

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News Roundup

February 10, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

As always, commentary tasting like battery acid. And speaking of which:

…maybe not oral sex, though. Just sayin’. And on that topic:

…for women, it’s the impact crater in the back of the throat.

…maybe if they went still further down and took two knees, then assumed the Muslim prayer position… naah, they’d still get it in the ass.

…or, Busted For Telling The Truth #265. Also:

…to be fair, they aren’t like Nazis; they’re like radical Islamist killers.

Too harsh?

…Q.E.D.

…guess it just wasn’t his day. Africa Wins Again.

…I wish. Then at least they’d be about something.

…so he did. Bet it wasn’t the first time she’d cut his nuts off, though.

…and Russia Wins Again.

…not mentioned: nobody speaks English. Even when they’re speaking English, you won’t understand a word.

That said, comedienne Aisling Bea is Irish:

Of course, she lives in London, not Ireland — which makes her all the more desirable.

Monday Funnies

February 8, 2021 Kim du Toit Funny Stuff

And you need to wake up before going to work:

So a few chuckles to get the week going:

A little more political (via the Glorious Meme Commissary):

And let’s close the proceedings with a prayer:

Caption Competition #163

February 5, 2021 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

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News Roundup

February 4, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

All the news that’s fit to choke on. So let’s plunge into the murky, pox-laden soup that is today’s world:

…which is all well and good. However, some asshole always has to go and piss in the pudding:

…I just wish this “cult” was real, so that we could flog his worthless ass in the public sphere. Fuck it: does everything have to be political with these bastards?

…proving that unlike the Democrats, even the Chinese can do something right, sometimes.

…you had me at “overstuffed little haggis”.

And now, from France:

…for public indecency? Gross licentiousness? Mais non, because:

So what caused the Frog fuzz to go beserk about this orgy?

…of course it did.

And another from the nation which eats frogs, snails and pressed duck:
…arresting a bunch of sex-crazed perverts is one thing; dissing one of my favorite restaurants (and foods)? En garde, Pierre.

…who is actually more worthy of memorializing than, say, Barack Obama: and I don’t even like the Dead’s music.

…can’t imagine why anyone would be cheering at any game played by the National Wokeball League, but maybe I’m missing something. Also, do boos count as “cheering” ? Asking for a friend.