Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

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All the news that causes universal facepalming.


…just one more way for government to give it to you in the ass.

Still on the topic of the Chinkvirus:


…errrr “demanded”?  Guess that “Brexit” thing hasn’t sunk in yet.


…in so many ways, Professor.


…not mentioned:  the typical profile of the criminals.  (I’m not taking bets.)


…I predict that this is going to happen more than once over the next few years.


…I haven’t laughed this hard since “Dr.” Jill Biden caught her tits in a revolving door.


…errrrr no.  You wanted the evil colonialist Whitey gone, so we left.  You wanted loans, we gave you loans, which you pissed away.  Now the Chinks are bending you over the table, and you want Whitey to come back to save your incompetent, corrupt asses?  Ain’t gonna happen.  (See the New Mexico case study in the post below.)


…a picture, in this case, being worth a thousand words:

  …I just like the fact that she keeps it in her office and not in the bedroom.

Finally, a bit of news that’s actually educational:

 
…for obvious reasons, among them being that she’s probably more responsive in bed than a lot of “real” women.

Here’s a deluxe-model sex doll:

…I think.  I could be wrong.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

And so to the funnies:

Actually, she’s anorexic.

Now turning to more topical issues:

(I await the cancellation of Elmer Fudd cartoons with bated breath.)

I don’t know how this feels:

Maybe if he’s measuring the time in hours…

But let’s leave all the ugliness behind, and look at beautiful things instead.

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Here we go:


…oh, so now they want revenge for Auschwitz?  When Biden promised a return to normalcy, I just knew we’d get it.


…where’s Cesar Chavez when we need him?

And:


…I suppose this means I’m going to have to carry four spare mags now.


…quit that laughter will ya?  She should  could have been killed.


…because those sky-high European taxes are sacrosanct, as we will see when the Biden administration imposes them on the U.S. middle class.


…year unspecified.


…first time I’ve actually smiled since the fraudulent inauguration.  One down, nine to go.


…this might have pissed off conservatives, had any been actually watching the inauguration. (no link because no need)


…the latest in our “Guess The Attackers’ Race” game.  (Spoiler:  flight was from Detroit to Atlanta.)


…this will go down in history as the beginning of the Geritol Revolution.


…and it didn’t even happen in Florida.

And speaking of insanity:


…because mirrors are well-known for storing images, of course.  Of greater concern is that she probably votes in elections.

Here’s a woman in front of a mirror.