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Let’s but us no buts, but just dive headlong into the news…


...oh, but but but what about the global freezing climate warming change?


...explain again why we need this particular Constitutional provision to be underlined?


...while we’re there, what about the ones who promised to emigrate if Trump won in 2016?

And speaking of celebrities:


...if anyone has been well and truly “dated” (i.e. shagged by a multitude of strange men), it’s this bedraggled tart.


...shoulda listened to the bookies (pre-tournament:  16-1 against).


...by injection, instead of by flaying and crucifixion.  Otherwise, an excellent ending to the story.


…I don’t care if they have 24/7 continuous orgasms.  Kill them all with fire.


...remind me again why nationalized healthcare is such a good thing.


...the rats should be feasting on the striking workers’ festering corpses, but that’s just my opinion.  I mean:


...not even the Blitz inflicted such hardship on the long-suffering Brits.


...where would we be without experts to tell us why men fuck around when they’re drunk, in the company of women they may have been fantasizing about for ages, and their wives aren’t in the room?


...and Skanky McSkankface is somehow surprised by this.

From the pimply backside of INSIGNIFICA:

   

And in our alt-Paige Three Department:

 

That’s enough news Paiges.

10 comments

  1. If Katie Holmes’s ‘look’ was dated back to some period with a little STYLE, that would be a good thing. 1960’s Carnaby Street, 1920’s Flapper, Edwardian Gibson Girl. SOMETHING.

  2. MS man executed…..after spending 21 yrs on Death Row.
    I can see a 21 DAY gap between sentencing and execution, but 21-yrs???
    This is exactly what is wrong with the current American System of Just-Us.

    1. And if the bleeding hearts get all squishy about the three-drug protocol, which might or might work, why don’t they pony up some fentanyl, which does?

  3. Please Kim, what prompted this? Girl’s unquestionably comely, but unless I’m missing something, most likely the definition of “vacuous”. This is not your usual fare.

    ;

    1. Coincidental name.
      And if I used “vacuity” as a filter, there’d hardly be ANY chick pics.

  4. The dude on death row got what he deserved, finally. People were trying to stop Mississippi’s three drug process for conducting executions apparently. Ok by me. I think we could just go the cheaper routes and bury the criminals alive, let them starve in prison, or use a jute rope to hang them by the neck until dead dead dead. We could build the scaffolds out of metal inside of a large building. Aside from grease for the trap door and replacement ropes, it would be very cost effective in the long run.

    JQ

  5. Any worked in a factory with a ponytail doesn’t have much room to complain when it gets caught in machinery and is expeditiously removed. Machines are generally much stronger than you or your scalp and they do not care.

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