Tag: Humor

Sponsored by the Beer ‘N Treason Club (North Plano chapter):

And thus, the news:

…fuckin’ Swedes should stick to lutefisk or whatever crap they eat.

…good grief, that’s like ten years’ worth of their annual GDP.

…did somebody say, “DARWIN”?

…you know you’re a loser when even Child Protective Services says all you’re good for is fucking strangers for money.

…same thing Over Here.  You want something illegal done without risk of prosecution, hire a “minority” to do it.

…NOTA. In fact, my choice would be Jacob Rees-Mogg.  In a sane world, he’d be my Deputy World-Emperor.

…putting a whole new slant on the expression, “leaving it till the last minute”.

…keep ’em coming, TXGov Abbott… give till it hurts.

…yeah, we knew that.

…ye gods, it’s Duckface vs. Fuckface.

And from the wide, un-linked world of INSIGNIFICA:

 

…and I have to concur:  it’s beyond belief.

 

And that’s the unbelievable news.

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…and boy, the news is extra shitty today.

…and:

…yeah, so remind me why I should get vaccinated again?  Hint:  never, and fuck off.

…I think we should extend that policy to the un-imprisoned pedophiles as well.  Try to convince me I’m wrong.

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…oooh, the Fibbies must be getting fwightened…

…probably a good idea, come to think of it.  Not that I’m wishing any kind of physical violence against our beloved federal police force, oh no, not me.

…and the next time some terrified homeowner shoots a fed agent by mistake, of course he’ll be the bad guy.

…but hanging and the firing squad are too Krool & Hartless.  Whatever:

…when Captain Slow has a wreck, there’s not much hope for the rest of us.  On the other hand, most of us don’t play silly-bugger games in tunnels.

…am I the only one who had a sudden 1941 flashback?

And in (link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

     
…and if her parents aren’t very proud of her, Child Welfare should be called in.

Finally:  I’m sick of the news.  So instead, here are some Ferraris, suitably accessorized:

So much for the news.