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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup – Non-Election Edition
No post-election items, just the usual rubbish sponsored by:
The Breakfast Of Champions
And for the rest…
...little fucker should have been scourged, then impaled — but that’s just me.
….muy doloroso. Also, huevos y putas.
….lemme tell ya, that placenta stuff is a cast-iron bitch to get off upholstery.
….missed it by thismuch. Also keyword: Africa.
….fuck this gun-banning asshole San Francisco company and all who work for it.
...hey, if it gets rid of the “der-das-die-den” bullshit, I’m cool.
...this has not been my experience; although twenty does seem to be overreaching a little.
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...burn them with fire.
...based on what I know of boys, that sounds about right.
...don’t forget your magic crystal and pyramid either, you fucking gullible morons.
...trust me, you do not want to see this… oh, you do? Here ya go, then, and on your own head be it.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
And in our Paige Three segment:
...valid question, that. Let’s look at a few action shots:
Aaaand that’s enough swinging.
Monday Funnies: The Favorites
This selection of funny stuff is made of things that made me laugh uncontrollably when I first saw them. Some may have already been posted at some time or another, but I’ve included them anyway.
I realize that this may reveal a great deal about me, but what the hell.
The Right Stuff
For my long-suffering Brit Readers, who often have to deal with my barbs and jibes:
For my Murkin and Non-Colonial Readers, here’s a brief explanation if this heroic man is unknown to you. We have no such role model, try as the DemSocs may to create one:
Our guy [sic] definitely had the more striking outfit, although it’s probably not the best choice to adopt if one is trying to sneak into a government building.
Caption Competition #253
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News Roundup
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…which is what you’ll do when you see the news. To whit:
...sheesh, when even Brit journalists can see it...
...classified by medical science as “Ultra-Mega-Deluxe-Horny Syndrome”, a medical condition unique in that it carries the death penalty. Or should.
...myself, I’d advocate lashings with sjamboks, but who am I to argue with the Greatest Living Englishman?
...I don’t think that’s possible, Glenn.
And from the Dept. of !!Scientific Studies!! comes:
...never knew I was a gamer, but there ya go. That said, the study was probably conducted in the library at Broadmoor.
...are you fucking joking?
...key words: “in Turkey”.
And some good news, for a change:
...shouldn’t have served a day, let alone six months.
On Paige 3:
...oh no, that just ain’t so!!
And in the “Oh, To Be In England“ Dept.:
...all other serious crimes having been solved, that is.
And:
...how would anyone even know?
...leading one to ask: is there any car-based activity in Britishland today that doesn’t carry a penalty?
Then:
...actually, that’s quite a common affliction for people living south of the River Tweed.
And from The Place With No Links, a.k.a. INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some real news:
...I would imagine that being locked up in a house with La Charlotte would strengthen quite a few things, e.g. the will to live.
And speaking of being at home: shouldn’t you be on your way to work?