Tag: Humor

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And the filler [sic] :

...finally, some LEOs with balls enough to rage against the machine.

...I’d bet serious $$$ that their (much-reduced) wealth was inherited.

...perhaps because he was a genius, stabbed his wife and thought women were intellectually inferior?  Or maybe just because he was famous, and fame is like catnip to women, as are bad boys.

Remember this asshole?

Well, lookee here:

...quelle surprise.

...”Groomer Guides” rolls off the tongue so much better anyway.

...good.  The mom shouldn’t be punished for protecting her child, and the little thug should carry a scar, just as a lifetime reminder not to be an asshole.  And then you have stuff like this:

...where the little thug needs a sound daily whipping for the duration of his prison term.

...forgive me, but I no longer give a flying fuck how much the NY government tortures its citizens.  You vote for ’em, you deal with the whippings.  Ditto California.

...and left me laughing my ass off.

On the topic of people being offended over nothing:

...cue the wails from outraged feministicals in 3…2…1…

...sadly, not in a body bag.

...with marksmanship like that, you’d almost think the NYPD was involved.

 
...and now you know yet another reason (aside from anal sex play) why pineapples can be dangerous.

And in a lengthy but still link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   

...easy to say (and do) when you look more like this than you do like Hillary Clinton:

Immediately post-pregnancy:

 

Since the two-bonks-per-day regimen:

…and that’s the news.

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Ooooookay, then:

...where they’ll all simply sink into the abyss, just like all the other things poured into Africa over the decades.

...help this old atheist out:  exactly where in the Bible does it say that God loves variety — especially of the kind you’re describing?

...and on a parallel note:  exactly where in the Constitution is this power granted to the Federal government?  Oh, wait:

...a stove too far, was it?  Wait till you try to ban the internal combustion engine.

...the Frog cops are being coy about the race / nationality / ethnicity of M. Le Stabber, so let’s just assume that he’s not a conservative French White man — because that would have been in the headline.  UPDATE:

...can I call ’em, or what?

...I wouldn’t have thought that this action was at all unusual in NYFC, so not diverse at all.

...am I the only one who thinks that this punishment may be just a wee bit excessive, considering that murderers typically get only 20?

...man, TexGov Greg Abbott should be getting royalties for all this.

...okay, if ever the name fit the animal, this would be it:

...from the very beginning, they should have named the website “From-slags-to-riches.com” .

...I’d love to see it happen, even just for the sake of Constitutional consistency, but it won’t.  Pity.

...okay, I understand the meaning of the individual words “oral”, “sex”, “tour” and “model” — just not when written in that order.

And now for the INSIGNIFICA:

 

...headline edited for brevity.

This must be what is nowadays called the “JBF” (just been fucked) hairstyle:

On her, it works.  Then again, most things work for Salma.

Now get to work, or whatever.