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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Two Events, One Day
From our insufferable apartment management comes this little bit of eco-silliness:
I refrained from pointing out that the energy required to manufacture the snacks and bottle and deliver the “free” water would vastly exceed the puny energy “savings” from our little complex. Talk about “virtue-signaling”…
Now, what other momentous event occurred on April 20th?
Oh yeah, a birthday:
Wherever the bastard is, I hope the temperature is set to BROIL.
Snooping
Okay, that’s not quite what they saw — but other than that, the story is true. [/NYT]
News Roundup
So now that we’re suitably anesthetized, let’s chew on the news:
...[snork] you had me at “roads scholar”. And speaking of bright sparks:
...we need new planners, methinks. After we’ve made the existing ones disappear.
...or maybe all we need is the modern equivalent of the old “pump jockeys” (loud sound alert):
...and to all the people who thought this awful little trannie would ever see a jail cell, I have a NY bridge for sale.
...that would be scary, except that the Biden Administration is already halfway there — and they did it with stupidity.
...lock up your sons.
...and in the good old days, this little snowflake would have been hanged for lèse-majesté. I miss those days SO much.
...we already knew that, assholes. No doubt this was funded with taxpayer money.
…and my solution:
And in INSIGNIFICA:
...no pics because sheesh.
...okay, this is going to be good.
Because:
Have mercy (x2).
Monday Funnies
So this Monday’s all about tragic sex.
And speaking of threesomes:
Now get yourselves off… to work.
“Ladies” Day
Yesterday was Ladies Day at Aintree — which brought out the very best of Scouser fashion.
Follow the link to Train Smashdom at your peril. Herewith a few samples:
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…