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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
PSA
Today’s public service announcement comes from Noose-Tie, makers of fine hemp rope for over 150 years (motto: “Stretch Necks Not Rope“), and should serve as a handy little reference guide for when we start cleaning up the Swamp come The Glorious Day:
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the range because I support shooting over hanging, for obvious reasons.
News Roundup
And speaking of women underfoot:
...which I’m sure comes as a shock to the inhabitants of Miami’s South Beach, a.k.a. Sodom and Gomorrah South.
Some Elf News:
…
...key word: Mexico.
And now, it’s Gay News!
...whatever could this mean? Oh:
...visual: Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.
...not worse enough, and they don’t have enough fingers to plug the dike. And speaking of which:
...even those eeevil guns, Rosie? Asking for a friend.
From Spirit Airlines News:
...wait for it…
From the Lawn Order Files:
...wait, I thought this kind of thing was impossible because Japan Gun Laws.
...so send her to Juvie in Chicago for six years: she’ll have all the action she can handle, and quite a bit more she can’t.
From the Dept. of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change:
...actually, France already HAS an annual wealth tax, so what they mean is INCREASE the wealth tax to pay for their gummint’s foolishness.
...spoiler: nukes. Actually, just one nuke.
And from the sublime to the ridiculous:
...fucking hell, is this guy EVER going to get over his dead dog?
...am I the only one thinking “depth charges”, just to remind these piebald fucks who’s REALLY at the top of the food chain?
...alternative headline: Lesbo Discovers She Prefers Dick.
And that lesbo news item segues into yet more INSIGNIFICA:
Finally:
...and here are a few pics of Eva being rudely French:
Yeah, that’ll wake you up in the morning… unlike the rest of the so-called news.
Quote Of The Day
In response to this:
The NAACP Board of Directors issued a travel advisory Saturday for the state of Florida, urging people to avoid the state.
…Knuckledragger said this:
“Looks like Miami will be peaceful during next year’s Spring Break.”
…only if you’re ignorant of the statistics, honey.
News Roundup
And speaking of That Kind Of Thing:
...says the fat, unfunny mulatto lesbo.
Anyway:
...unless, of course, the “Disruptive Event” includes the satellite system. Although I have to say, isolating the Senate can’t be altogether a Bad Thing, crisis or no.
As for disruptive events, from the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...hands up all those who think that the Eyetie cop should have just drowned the little bitch right there… oh:
...all of you, huh?
From the Gloomy Commonsense Dept.:
...seriously? Fill in the blank: “This will _____ happen” and I’ll spot you the “n”, “v” and “r”.
...aaaah, that’s so adorable. Again: I’ll spot you the “n”, “v” and “r”.
...see the above two items for my response.
In International News:
...don’t worry: a couple more Democrat presidencies and a few more Democrat-controlled Congresses, and we’ll soon make Venezuela and the others look like garden spots.
From the Dept. Of Crime (Non-Political Division):
...and there’s lots more happiness at the link. (Point of order: it’s not a Righteous Shooting because the choirboy survived the encounter.)
...all methods of which can be easily thwarted simply by disabling that stupid and unnecessary “keyless entry” system, and using the old “Club”.
And speaking of criminal assholes:
...stop teasing me, Jimbo; you know how excited I get with this kind of thing.
Now on to the news that matters:
...and off you go to Linkland.
And in more INSIGNIFICA:
… 
Finally, some health tips:
...oh, we all know about Yanet Garcia, don’t we? Just in case:
Yummy Yanet — although I have to say that her derrière is a tad bulbous for my taste. Others may differ.
Now: never mind the weather, get ready to enjoy the weekend.
Caption Competition #281
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