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Speaking of pineapples:


...yeah, that’s the ticket:  cash to furriners’ wars instead of to disaster-struck Americans.  Speaking of morons:


...clearly, he’s sick of being governor.


…leave it off, KMac.  By the time you’ve marshaled the lawyers, got it though the House only to have it voted down by the Senate, he’ll either be dead of old age, totally ga-ga or else Clintoned.

In Political News (Brit Edition, no links because irrelevant):


...yeah, and if you idiot Brits vote him into power, every single promise he’s made will be broken, and you’ll still be bent over the desk.  (Afterthought:  Britain still makes steel?  Who knew?)

From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...lessee:  Africa’s principal exports (so far):  AIDS, West Nile virus, millions of criminal “asylum seekers”, hurricanes which flatten the Caribbean and eastern U.S., radical Muslim terrorists and now, searing heat to the U.K.  And people still wonder why I want to let the whole fucking continent sink.


...you don’t say.  Electrical systems short out and catch fire when submerged under water, who’d a thunk?


...wait, it wasn’t Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©?


...you had me at “Biden” and “no real intelligence”.

In the Dept. of Totally Bloody Useless Anti-Crime Measures:


...the Britcops being still too busy checking the Internet for hate speech.


...wait, he was arrested in NYC?  Clearly, Fake News.

From the Department of Education:


...and they said the Age of Romance was dead.  And finally:


...as opposed to the 95% online garbage that’s been generated by humans so far?

And now, ’tis INSIGNIFICA time:

 


...maybe if she filmed every scene in the nude, I’d watch it.

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The Gun Thing, Vermin

…just not in Britishland:

Giant rats the size of ‘small dogs’ have turned a street in Glasgow into a no-go zone for refuse workers.

Film has emerged of rodents running down children’s slides, scampering across lawns, feasting from bins and getting into fights with seagulls.

Chris Mitchell, GMB convenor for Glasgow’s cleansing workers [garbage men — K.] said some staff had needed hospital treatment after being bitten or scratched by rats in other areas of the city. Vermin infestations in Glasgow rose by 31 per cent from 2021 to 2022, with 10,323 reports.

Am I the only one who gets an itch in the index finger when reading about this stuff?

The way I see it, there are two decent options, both in .22 LR:


…loaded with .22 shot shells, as indicated.  Or, if you want to keep things quiet:

Of course, because the above rat problem is in Britishland, neither of the above is possible because stupid Brit gun laws.

That said, if the rats are getting into fights with seagulls (a.k.a. winged rats), there’s at least some entertainment value to be had, before whacking both.

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The above is actually a personal endorsement.  I had lunch there on one pf my road trips a while ago, and the food was outstanding.  Can’t remember where it was, though:  just outside one of those redneck speedways in the South (Bristol? Martinsville? Darlington? whatever).


...next:  suing cutlery makers for making knives so easy to stab with.


...so that’s why they’re not going to build any more nuke power stations, then?


...sounds presidential.  As opposed to:


...seems like the hurricane hit the wrong part of Florida.


...in which we play the “Guess The Race” game once again.

From the Department of Education:


...keyword:  Canada.

In the battle of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:


...keyword:  again, Canada.


...keyword:  Australia (lol you thought I was going to say “Canada” again, dint ya?)


...it didn’t really matter who had deckchair rearrangement duty on the Titanic, either.


...even more shocking:  she wasn’t their schoolteacher.


...if only he hadn’t picked the farmer’s favorite.

And talking about cow-shaggers and dead-horse floggers:


…


...for three days a year.


...I’m just amazed they had the staff left over to do some actual policing, what with all the parent harassment, Internet snooping and crazed gunman avoidance.

And in (guaranteed link-free) INSIGNIFICA:

…dunno why she was worried:  she’s always had far better tits than the skinny and bulemic Lady Di.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Some deep thoughts for the day:

Ah, never mind;  let’s just go with outright defiance:

Is it too soon for Hawaii Fire jokes?

Nah, fukkem.  They always vote Democrat, anyway, the hippie assholes.

And speaking of island paradises and suntans:

Here’s one which describes my condition:

So… let’s head off to work:

…with or without a tan.

Gratuitous Gun Pic: S&W Mod 41 (.22 LR)

Gratuitous Gun Pics

From Steve Barnett:

I remember shooting one of these, many years ago, at a range where its owner was having serious feeding issues with the ammo he’d brought (I forget the brand).

Intrigued, I offered him the use of some of my CCI Mini-Mag… and the gun performed flawlessly.  (He bought a brick from me right there on the spot.)

When he let me shoot his Mod 41, I was rather chagrined by the fact that it shot more accurately than my Beretta Jaguar.

…which, given the price disparity at the time — the equivalent of about $250 — and the barrel differences between the two guns, was perhaps not too surprising.

I still think mine was the prettier gun, though — and the accuracy difference wasn’t that great.  Take from that what you will.