Tag: Humor

Speaking of tranquilized women:

...you had me at “zodiac zealots” — a more polite way to term “superstitious morons”.  And speaking of idiots:

...animal lovers:  no helping them.

...not to mention all those “teens” on the street where she lives in NYfC.

...yeah, how dare they.  And speaking of the Constitution:

...so lemme see:  all-White golf clubs (for example) are Constitutionally protected?  Got it.

It’s the Chicago Way:

...I would suggest that the bonus-holers who put them there are the real trash, but I’m just a man so what do I know?

...adds meaning to the term “Officer Friendly”, dunnit?  Although it must be said that being forced to give a government agent a blowjob is very good training for future citizens.

More Lawn Order News:

...my guess is that his Spanish is going to improve, big time.

...just another example of that famous “British Tolerance”.

...and nobody saw this coming, of course.  [/sarc]

And in INSIGNIFICA:

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Finally, in Sporting News:

...have to say, I didn’t see it either:

“Who she?”  you ask.  No idea, but here’s some more of her:

Quite sporty.  And that’s it for the news.

 

And in that train of thought:

...but as this was in Unarmed Britishland... and speaking of danger:

  … and: 
...”teens”.  Let’s play our “Guess The Unnamed Race” game, shall we?

...oooh, Insty’s being snarky, Insty is.

In Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© news:

...yeah, good luck implementing that plan in the United States.  Bring lots of ammo, replacements and body bags.

And from the Dept. Of Health:

...I just hope this study wasn’t sponsored by Jarlsberg.

...never mind Joe fucking Biden;  according to this theory, I’ve been suffering from dementia since I was 17.

Now for Woke Bullshit:

...keyword:  Fort Worth.  And as for the next item:

...I would have thought that plummeting congregation sizes would be more of a problem for his bishopness, but that’s the Anglicans for you.

...yep;  nothing says “modesty” like calling it a “hole”.

...you mean “bleeding-hole owners”?

In further Bonus Hole News:

...how many hours?  Dude... But what else was he to do?  You can’t whip the feral little shits anymore, so why are we surprised at riots?

...seems a little extreme, but then again, I bet it wasn’t the only reason he wanted to ditch her.

Time for INSIGNIFICA:

       

...thus proving that she really is a dirty whore.

...aaaah, have mercy.

Pics like these are not good for an old man like me.  But they’re a good way to end the News Roundup.