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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And you’re going to need a few dry ones, after reading this roundup. Or maybe champagne might be a better idea, in some cases. But first:
...AND it’s rising in Sagittarius! [/fucking bullshit]
In Business News:
Target Tanks
...couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of woke assholes.
And in MAGA News:
...you know, it’s not nice to tease us like this.
...I for one mourn the end of Afrikaans in the system. [/sarc]
...cheaper than machine-gun towers and landmines, anyway.
...wake me when the Oklahoma number reaches 500,000.
...wait, wait: Alligator Alcatraz, Deportation Depot, Speedway Slammer, Camp East Montana (in Texas!)… pretty soon we’re going to need a scorecard, fellas.
...Dominion are going to need all the money they can get because:
...and while he’s there, he’ll toss out all the machines in favor of paper ballots.
In Crime News:
...yeah, fine; but WTF is a “registered rifle”?
...not very ladylike, was he?
Some Entertainment News:
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...although I would have expected the boy to have better taste.
And now, the ever-linkless 
...are you kidding me? Susannah Hoffs used to be cute:
...but now, at 65, she’s just flat-out sexy:
Would.
And that’s it for the news of yore.
Monday Funnies
“The hell with Monday. I’m not going out.”
And from the classics:
And in the same spirit:
And while we’re there:
So going back to our very first pic, let’s look for an alternative:
Be careful out there.
Caption Competition #407
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Immediate Response
…from me, upon seeing pics of the Euro leaders in Washington D.C.:
News Roundup
Kebab soap? For your mimsy? Ah, the good old days… but for now?
...”could”. Or not.
...will this finally force the UK to adopt this new thing called “air conditioning”?
Latest news from Commieland, Inc.:
...Stephen, you silly boy; the reason the Missouri store failed was because it just wasn’t done properly.
#StandardCommieExcuseForFailure
More Commie bullshit:
...I just wonder what color the sun is on his planet.
And speaking of gun control:
...for those who don’t know, that would be: “soon-to-be-ex-Texas-Senator” John Cornyn.
...the Glock 21 never even made it the three blocks from the collection point to the cop shop.
#Chicago
From the Hearts Of Stone Department:
...trying to find a problem with this situation; nope, sorry.
...bloke didn’t have access to Kim’s #1 Seagull Repellent, clearly.
...there was an “alleged” in there, but it’s all irrelevant now. And quit that mocking laughter.
And from the Dept. of Health:
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Speaking of death:
...if graves were still being dug by sextons rather than with Kubotas, I might agree. But as it is: that cemetery is a fucking chiseller.
...wait: Illinois did something right, for a change?
#Faint
From the files of the Department of Righteous Stabbings:
...that’ll teach him.
#FloridaMan
And we know what’s next in the roundup — 
And as we venture down 
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...still the best surname in show business. The rest ain’t bad either:
And of course, those dancer’s legs:
She’s the best thing to come out of Ukraine… well, ever.
