Yeah, Whatever

Here’s a big nothingburger for you:

The Jockey Club have taken the dramatic decision to cut the Randox Grand National field size by 15 per cent to safeguard the Aintree spectacular’s future.

Next April, the world’s most famous race will see a maximum of 34 runners go to post instead of 40. The Jockey Club, who run Aintree, believe it is imperative to make the move now and say they have taken the decision in the interest of the health and safety of all human and equine participants.

News flash: nobody cares.  The only reason most people (including me and my Readers) show any interest in Aintree at all is this:

 

Yep;  Train Smash Women, in all their magnificent failures.  The races?  Only for the owners and jockeys.

News Roundup

Leading with some discussion of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...and if that doesn’t cause the Belgies, Germans etc. to rethink the climate change bullshit… but wait!  There’s more!


...so, not a complete disaster, then.  Still on the topic of booze:


...now it’s expensive shit beer? (e.g. Molson’s or Heineken, for my Readers who’ve never tasted Foster’s or Swan)

In International Terrorism News:


...one wonders how she’d feel if a few Mossad guys did the same to her own kids, live on video.  But she does have supporters, of course:


...actually, it does.  In answer to the question “Which person in Congress would most likely be the first to strap on a bomb vest for use during the State of the Union speech?”, she wins by a country mile.  And speaking of terrorsymps:


...like anyone would be surprised by that.


...”You’re next, assholes.”  Well, I would have said that.

Latest news on the Socialist Front:


...bureaucracy at its finest.  And then there’s incompetence:



...the cells being already filled with people who posted mean things on Twitter.  Key word:  Britain.

From the Out Of The Frying Pan And Onto The Gas Ring department:


...just wasn’t her night, was it?
#alibi

Now, in more Sex News:


...my friend Patterson’s second wife Debbie was like that.

And in the perpetually link-free INSIGNIFICA:

   

   


...LOL small wonder (and no, you do not want to see the pics).

And now some news about a woman who isn’t a freak:


...and I have to admit, this is one old broad I wouldn’t mind exploring the Kama Sutra with.

And that’s all the news worth drooling over.

Man Takes Woman’s Job

This is just the best:

Gay lifestyle magazine Attitude is facing backlash after naming transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney as its ‘Woman of the Year.’

The US TikTok star, who documented her transition on the video sharing platform last year, accepted the title this week at the Virgin Atlantic sponsored awards bash in London.

But critics slammed the decision, accusing the awards of ‘gaslighting women everywhere’ with prominent feminist campaigner Maya Forstater calling it an ‘insult.’

I have to hand it to this little fegeleh:   first he/she toppled the #1 beer brand in the U.S., and now she/he is doing the same to some fegeleh publication, in essence taking the cover girl/boy’s position away from, shall we  say, a more-deserving homo/dyke.

If your head is spinning, join the (heterosexual) club.

And then there’s this one:

Two transgender cyclists have taken the top spots on the podium at the Chicago CycloCross Cup after triumphing in a women’s race.

Sheesh, even the actual chick who placed third looks kinda iffy.

Still, despite all the confusion, there’s only one thing left to say:

News Roundup — Special Glueball Jihate Edition


...[insert circumcision joke here]

And now in the “No Man Should” Department:


...with all the enthusiasm the Biden Administration has showed in protecting our borders… okie-dokie.


...and nobody is surprised.

Internationally:


...because having solved all Seffrica’s current problems, he now wants to end all foreign investment in his shithole country.


...now use them.  Oh wait, I forgot:  Macron.


...♫ ♪  old times there am not forgotten  ♪ ♫ ♪...

Back Home:


...wait, I’m getting confused.  Does he mean that Angry Parents© are going to jihad now?

In the Unintentional Hilarity / Irony Department:



and:



...wait;  aren’t those the hospitals whose basements house the Hamas rocket factories and arsenals?


...excellent... BUT WAIT!


you lost me at “captured Hamas terrorist”.


...alive or dead, she’ll still vote Democrat in the next election.  And speaking of liberal New Yorkers:


...guess there were a few MSNBC viewers who were also Jewish? [/snark]

And:


And in the special Jihad Comic Section:


...who she?  Well… some Lebanese chick who went into porn:

 

Hmmm… not sure that’s a disincentive to jihad, but whatever.

But as my Tribe friends all say: