And in other SEX NEWS:
...keyword: Australia.
...so it’ll be Cherry 2024, then? I’d even sell a couple guns for the premium “Salma” model… on the black market if I had to:
...just curious: what does her age have to do with it?
Speaking of things up the ass, try this one:
...yeah, attacking your opponent for wearing lifts. Advice so good, it could only have come from Karl Rove.
On to the Glueball Jewhate News:
...embrace the concept of “equal quantities of both”, Stephen.
In related news, from the Dept. of Irony:
...sheesh, when you lose the professionals on this issue, you gotta know you’re pretty much fucked.
From Petty Crime News:
...here’s a punishment to fit the crime: scourging, spread out over a few days, to include the face. Then, if he wants to get rid of all those ugly scars, he can pay $50,000 to a plastic surgeon. All those in favor:
Signs of sanity from the Great Cultural Assimilation Program:
...see? That was easy.
Among the Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© events:
...I forget: is the climate warming or cooling these days?
Time for some Financial News:
...the rest, he probably just wasted on low-class women of easy virtue. Not that there’s anything WRONG with that.
...nah, they’ve just changed to buying them from Walmart, you idiot.
...in Hollywood terms, it’s “Madoff 2”, but with sexier-named scam terms and an uglier scapegoat.
In link-free INSIGNIFICA:
...now that’s a really good question. You pussy.
Some welcome news:
...I just report; you decide.
More evidence can be provided, upon request.
…just so she can sing about them in her next break-up song?
