So let’s get on with the perving…
There are a few spouses that aren’t all bad. Here’s Mrs. Ryan Reynolds:
…Mrs. George Clooney:
…Mrs. Michael Douglas:
…and lastly, Mrs. Christian Horner:
And that’s all for today’s show. Get on with it.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And what better target for your new Remington than:
...do I hear an “Amen”?
Still on the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© front:
...wait, what? You mean we’ve been lied to all this time?
And in the Great Cultural Assimilation News:
...after all, it’s an acceptable dating tactic back home.
...”Lemme at that infidel poontang!”
In Glueball Jihate News:
...one hopes that this activity catches on and becomes a worldwide trend.
...using gravity and natural resources to solve a problem; what’s not to like?
In Travel News:
...considering that I wouldn’t live in any of them for free, this is no big deal.
...but over half of all Frenchmen just shrugged when Putin invaded Ukraine. That karma thing again...
...but as I recall, the guy who originated the crown thing didn’t get paid millions for his gig.
In INSIGNIFICA:
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...Captain Obvious strikes again!
...yeah, whatever. Here’s a retrospective of Miss Crazier-Than-A-Sackful-Of-Angry-Cats:
And my favorite pic of her, for all sorts of reasons:
And that’s the news, gawd help us.
Caption Competition #309
Your suggestions in Comments.
Finally, Some Good News
…if you’re a compulsive wanker, that is.
While the scientific evidence is still limited, it makes logical sense that regularly using the prostate as it was designed – to create seminal fluid and eject it out of the body – is going to be more beneficial in the longer term than not using it.
The prostate is part-muscle – it contracts during an orgasm to make sure semen goes in the right direction – and all muscles in the body benefit from regular use or they can weaken. And as with any part of the body that secretes fluid, such as the ears or nose, there is a risk of build-up and blockages.
There is some evidence that, if you don’t clear secretions from the prostate, you can end up with an obstruction which, in turn, may cause infection and lead to prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate. This can cause pain and discomfort.
There is also a theory that ejaculating clears the prostate of other potentially inflammatory chemicals.
‘I encourage men with sexual dysfunction to always use an erection. There’s no evidence that abstaining is good for you.’
Ultimately there are no real downsides to upping your sex life – whether solo or with a partner – and lots of potential positives.
And now, if you’ll excuse me…
Oh shuddup. It’s for my own good.
News Roundup
Let’s dive right in.
...only one?
...do they mean meat like this? 
...short answer: no. Longer answer: fuck off and die. And speaking of nanny busybodies:
...go fuck yourselves, you foul fascists.
...you helped create this movement; you deal with it, asshole.
From the Dept. of Health:
...keyword: Brazil.
...note the plural “hospitals“.
...coming from the same crowd who said that unless everybody donned these face condoms, everyone was gonna die.
From the Great Cultural Assimilation Project:
...should be 700,000 but we’ll take what we can get.
And in related news:
...lemme see here: percentage of NYC seniors who vote Democrat: 100%.
Ergo:
And speaking of seniors:
...well, that’s one way of putting it. (No link because paywall)
...all part of the “boys will be boys” policy in… wait, Memphis?
...which just shows that we need commonsense lawnmower control, and that avocados are not that healthy. Also, keyword: Australia (?).
Some Animal News:
...keyword: yup, Australia.
And the most INSIGNIFICA ever:
...okay, that’s what I want at my funeral.
Finally, in ShowBiz News:
...yeah, whatever. Let’s just look at her legs awhile:
Enough? No? Okay, then:
I’ll stop here, or else we could be doing this all day.
Monday Funnies
Let’s talk about birds for a moment:
But now it’s the guys’ turn:
Let’s look at stuff that doesn’t make your brain hurt, then:
That should help ease the pain of Monday a little…