Thanks to Reader Bob H, this Roundup is sponsored by:

…my preferred mixer with the breakfast gin.
But let’s get angrier still:

…let’s hear it for Corporate America, at the forefront of protecting our Constitutional rights.
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…in other news, nor did the maiden voyage of S.S. Titanic.
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…Russians not being known for their ability to swim whilst tied to an anvil.

…except that “mail-in” ballots have yet to be counted, and we all know how that goes.

…to the surprise of precisely… nobody. But is it all Trump’s fault?
Train Smash Update:

…not much to see other than a mombod and jailhouse-quality tattoos.

…finally, commonsense over tolerance.

…our Feelgood Story Of The Day.
From the Department of Nooky:

…sadly, no mention of public flogging.

…ignore Mommy’s screams, Jimmy — she really likes it when I put it in there.
And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:

And finally:

…“Who she?” you ask. Why, a presenter of BritTV kids’ programs.



And therewith, we end the news.


