Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

Texas, baby.

There was nothing much to do at the scene, but to pronounce the suspected male dead.

And the details are even more tasty.  I love it when jealous assholes threaten women with violence and get ventilated.

Of the hundreds of women I’ve taught to shoot, nearly half were under threat from a jealous ex.  One was in such imminent danger that I gave her my Ruger Speed Six to take home with her that very day.

And when the asshole showed up a week later, she drew down on him and he ran like a frightened rabbit.  She never saw him again.

Hi, Patti.

Monday Funnies

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it’s Monday.

Oh well… might as well get on with it.

 

And speaking of sex positions, here are a couple of Chinese options:

    

The first one means:  “Kamala Running For Office”, and the second:  “Biden’s Gas Prices Helping Consumers Along”.

Now go out and loot a supermarket, or something.

Classic Beauty: Patricia Neal

The problem was not that Patricia Neal was a beauty — she was.  The problem was that nobody actually saw her beauty because she was an electrifying actress.  (Never forget that it was her performance as Olivia Walton in an otherwise-forgettable movie that spawned the popular TV series The Waltons.)  Here she is:

Elegant and graceful, she was the thinking man’s alternative to the otherwise-forgettable stars of the 1950s.

Desert Island Authors

Continuing the series on stuff I’d take to a desert island (see here for Guns, and here for Dames), let me remind you first of the island:

And now to the main topic.

Usually, the “Desert Island” series consists of only five items (e.g. 5 songs/discs), but there is no way on Earth that I could survive with only five books.  Recently, I have noted that such questions now allow compendia — e.g. the Sharpe’s Rifles series or the Hornblower series, and so on.

So now I’m broadening the scope, so to speak, to allow myself to take the complete works of five fiction authors onto that desert island.  They are, in no specific order:

  • Ian Fleming
  • William Shakespeare
  • D.H. Lawrence
  • P.G. Wodehouse
  • John Sandford*

*unlike the others, Sandford is still alive and writing, so I’d get at least one new novel every year, to keep things fresh.

I have other favorite authors, of course (Hugo, Dumas, Higgins, Follett and Ruark, for example), but unlike those listed, I don’t like everything they’ve written, whereas the above five are consistently good.

As for the five non-fiction authors, that’s a lot easier:

  • Paul Johnson
  • Victor Davis Hanson
  • John Keegan
  • Jacques Barzun
  • Thomas Sowell

Four historians and an economist.

Your own choices in Comments.

News Roundup

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And on we go;  first, from the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious:


you mean, bringing back the stuff we should never have let go in the first place?


OR, we could just go back to hiring courageous cops instead of cowardly assholes.


okay.  So can we also dispense with that “right to a fair trial” Constitutional bullshit for you and your type? Deal.


only the French could surrender after telling the truth.


key word:  Pakistan.


only if we entrust the future to you assholes.


have they also been experimenting on Antifa Millennials?  I think we should be told.


guess that means Lynyrd Skynyrd won’t be playing...  And speaking of which:


priorities, priorities.


stick to basketball, Coach, and I won’t tell you how to recruit players.


“i thnk i jst saw a grzzly”

And INSIGNIFICA:

     

And finally, on a related note:  here’s someone nobody ever heard of, whose chief claim to fame is that she was a UK Big Brother cast member about five years ago:

…and here she is today:

For those interested, she has a MASSIVE tattoo right under her (fake) boobs.

So much for the news.