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…my preferred mixer with the breakfast gin.
But let’s get angrier still:
…let’s hear it for Corporate America, at the forefront of protecting our Constitutional rights.
…in other news, nor did the maiden voyage of S.S. Titanic.
…Russians not being known for their ability to swim whilst tied to an anvil.
…except that “mail-in” ballots have yet to be counted, and we all know how that goes.
…I scored 18. No cheating.
…to the surprise of precisely… nobody. But is it all Trump’s fault?
Train Smash Update:
…not much to see other than a mombod and jailhouse-quality tattoos.
…finally, commonsense over tolerance.
…our Feelgood Story Of The Day.
From the Department of Nooky:
…sadly, no mention of public flogging.
…ignore Mommy’s screams, Jimmy — she really likes it when I put it in there.
And in link-free INSIGNIFICA:
…“Who she?” you ask. Why, a presenter of BritTV kids’ programs.
And therewith, we end the news.