Ah yes…
So here we go, trying to get off the horns, and what better way to start than to utter these heartfelt words:
And speaking of drinking, this is an actual headline from a newspaper…
…YA THANK ????????
Category: Funny Stuff
3 Inexplicable Things
… that happen when you’re getting old and confused, and make a shopping list to help you remember why you’re out driving your car.
- You read “Scope” on the list, and end up buying both the mouthwash AND that cute little 4x Leupold that’s on sale at Bass Pro.
- There’s an item called “Gum” on the list. Because you left your reading glasses at home and refuse to ask for help, you buy both Doublemint AND a .22 rifle at Academy, just to be on the safe side.
- You see “Screwdriver” on the list, so you stop off at Lowe’s AND get arrested for DUI on the way home.
Don’t even ask me what happens when you read “Coke”…
This getting old thing ain’t for the faint of heart, lemme tell ya.
Joke Of The Week
Manchester United were thrashed by Liverpool 5-0 over the weekend, leading to brilliant jokes like this one:
It;s not often I burst into uncontrollable laughter when reading SOTI, but this one made me do it.
For my Murkin Readers who don’t get the joke, here are some links:
Alex Ferguson — Sarah Ferguson — Black-Eyed Peas
Monday Funnies
See if you can raise a limp smile, or something, with any of these:
We all do, Timmy; we all do.
Now get outta here…
Monday Funnies
Yes, it’s Monday.
Kinda like the first time you tasted pussy, innit?
And in that spirit:
…or, as we’d rather see Christine McGuinness:
Now get on with yer week.
Quote Of The Day
Regarding my post about the reinstatement of Comic Con and the pics of costumed chippies, Reader WVHillbilly commented:
“Usually you have women who are six sizes too large to wear a skintight costume parading around like overstuffed sausages..”
You mean like these?
Point taken. However, there are some who use their curves to good advantage:
Nothing too wrong with that.