Category: Funny Stuff

Financial Opportunity

Funny Stuff, Politics

I wish I were a bookie.  Then, if this happened:

…and somehow he got elected, I’d start an offshore bookie business:

  • 2-1 that he’d “hang himself” in the presidential limo on the way back to the White House from his inauguration ceremony
  • 3-1 there’d be an “accident” at the Inauguration Ball
  • 1-3 he’d die “of natural causes” before his first Cabinet meeting
  • 1,000-1 odds against him living long enough to deliver his first State Of The Union address.

Yeah, Hillary Bitch Clinton would be President, but I’d have made a lot of money and be living in the Caymans.

News Roundup

Bad News, Funny Stuff, Marxists, Mocking Furriners

Little snippets which don’t deserve a full post.

1) Ireland faces months without a government — lucky Ireland.

2) Bernie admits that banning assault rifles is just the start — we already knew that, you Marxist motherfucker, but it’s nice to have you come out and say it.

3) Mayor Pete Butt-plug wants to free 74,000 drug dealers — sounds like an election-winner right there, Homo Boy.  Keep those ideas coming.

4) Make gun companies responsible for gun-related deaths — Joe The Doddering Fondler exercises his inner Swalwell.  I was gonna say more, but Red Flag.  LOL.

5) POTUS wants Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame — get Hillary, Clapper, Comey and all those other coup plotters in jail first, and then we can talk about irrelevancies like this one.  Eye on the ball, Donald.

6) New Guy On The Border — one word, Brian:  landmines.

And finally:

7) Oscars Triumph — for the first time in living memory, I’d actually seen one of the movies nominated for Best Picture before the show (The Irishman), and it sucked.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Ugh.  That’s all I have to say.  Ugh.  Even worse, Monday Ugh.

So here’s Teh Funny:

(thanks to Knuckledragger for that pic)

And to help you forget that last panel:

And to sign off on a political note:

Asking For It

Feminazis, Modernism, Nannies

Here we go again:

A Belgian sports journalist has sparked fury after making a crude comment about a young reporter’s top on Twitter. Sven Spoormakers posted a picture of Belén Mendiguren interviewing cyclists during a race in Argentina, adding the caption: ‘Is it cold in Argentina?’.
The comment prompted a backlash from fellow journalists who took aim at the Belgian for ‘objectifying’ the young reporter. Spoormakers, a former junior cycling champion, initially defended his comment but later backed down and admitted it was ‘offensive to a lot of people’.

Here’s a pic of the “reporter” in question:

I remember our band’s favorite question when faced with an outfit like this:  “Is it cold, or are you just pleased to see me?”

A more pertinent question would be this:  “Why did you put that top on this morning?”  And don’t give me that “It’s so hot!”  bullshit;  she wore it to attract the attention of the men she wanted to interview, and any other reason is a fucking lie.

Sorry, love;  if the goods aren’t to be looked at, don’t put them in the window.  And as for all the other scolds:  FOAD, and take your “fury” with you.