I wish I were a bookie. Then, if this happened:
…and somehow he got elected, I’d start an offshore bookie business:
- 2-1 that he’d “hang himself” in the presidential limo on the way back to the White House from his inauguration ceremony
- 3-1 there’d be an “accident” at the Inauguration Ball
- 1-3 he’d die “of natural causes” before his first Cabinet meeting
- 1,000-1 odds against him living long enough to deliver his first State Of The Union address.
Yeah, Hillary Bitch Clinton would be President, but I’d have made a lot of money and be living in the Caymans.