FFS:
Let’s not. Everyone in the world knows about fucking breast cancer. Stop clogging up my mailbox.
Also, it’s nearly the end of the month (October 24, when I received it), so you’re late (amongst all your other stupidities).
Category: Funny Stuff
“Quick, Martha…”
“…hand me mah smellin’ salts!” From KrautPres / Reichkanzler Olaf Scholz comes this little bombshell:
“We must finally deport on a large scale those who have no right to stay in Germany.“
I’ll believe it when I see it, but you have to admit, it’s a first from any post-Mutti Merkel politician.
And in the same article, from Swissland:
Switzerland moved rightwards in an election on Sunday, giving the right-wing Swiss People’s Party (SVP) more seats in parliament as concerns about rising immigration outweighed those about the environment, final results showed on Monday.
Wait… the Green Nude Eel is starting to lose favor with, of all people, the Swiss? And “concerns about immigration”? Anyone would think that Swiss cities like Zurich have seen a massive increase in violent crime, mostly committed by “immigrants” of the Afro-Arab persuasion.
Oh, wait… they have.
Worms Turning
…in Strylia? Why, it looks as though even the Perpetually Supine (Covid Class) seem to have taken offense at the latest attempt to turn them (i.e. non-Aboriginals) into second-class citizens in their own country — to the dismay of their Betters:
Australia has overwhelmingly rejected Labor’s proposal for an ‘Indigenous Voice to Parliament’. Had the referendum been successful, it would have given the government a mandate to amend the constitution and create a body exclusively for Aboriginal Australians to advise parliament. After a long and divisive campaign, 60 per cent of Australians voted No to the initiative.
And you have to follow the link to see the response from The Usual Suspects (Down Under Division).
Sixty percent? At last, some sanity.
Now all they have to do is stop cheating at cricket, and they might even become normal people.
Monday Funnies
It’s a whole new world out there:
And on that topic (sorta):
So get out there and hit the streets. Who knows? you may see something like that. (j/k)
Schadenböner Alert
You would have to have a heart of stone not to pee yourself laughing at this one, and I don’t:
Several Harvard University students came out quickly after Saturday’s terrorist attacks in Israel to blame Israelis for the carnage and support Hamas.
Public scrutiny fell on these individuals and now many appear to regret their pro-Hamas position.
The Harvard Arab Alumni Association has reportedly put out a statement requesting aid for the students whose first reaction was to stand in solidarity with the terrorists who raped, killed, captured, and decapitated innocent civilians.
”They may require legal counsel, healthcare, mental health support, financial aid, or mentorship to navigate these turbulent and uncertain times,” the statement reads.
The Harvard Arab Alumni Association has expressed concern for the students’ “immigration status and future career prospects.”
Deport those who qualify, and put the rest on food stamps for, oh, the next twenty years.
And now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to attend to my clothing.
Yeah, Whatever
Here’s a big nothingburger for you:
The Jockey Club have taken the dramatic decision to cut the Randox Grand National field size by 15 per cent to safeguard the Aintree spectacular’s future.
Next April, the world’s most famous race will see a maximum of 34 runners go to post instead of 40. The Jockey Club, who run Aintree, believe it is imperative to make the move now and say they have taken the decision in the interest of the health and safety of all human and equine participants.
News flash: nobody cares. The only reason most people (including me and my Readers) show any interest in Aintree at all is this:
Yep; Train Smash Women, in all their magnificent failures. The races? Only for the owners and jockeys.