Yep… Monday, in a nutsack. Meanwhile, on the Funny Front:
As my friend Patterson says: “Most days, I don’t even want sex. Just… silence.”
And just a teeny detour with a little something for our OCD friends:
And back we go to our scheduled programming:
And speaking of long drinks of water on a sunny day, here’s some Robert McGinniss mcgoodness:
Now finish dressing and head off into Monday.
So when deciding to celebrate Easter, i.e. the miracle of the Resurrection, one asks oneself: “What would Jesus do?”
Well, having changed water into wine at least once, why not go out on the town?
Okay, I’m thinking that’s more like “Mary Magdalene: The Early Years” but then again, I’m an atheist; what do I know?
Apparently last week’s Funnies were too silly, so today we’ll go all cerebral, with historical references, brain teasers and stuff.
(this may become a series on this website)
And now some interfaith adorableness:
And an exercise in relativity:
Finally: also from last week, there were a few (hundred) moans about the modesty of the ladies’ clothing, so today we’ll make things just a tad racier:
Now off you go to work, and make your own party.
Try not to kill anyone.
Eh, anyone could have seen this one coming:
The United Kingdom showcased its submission to mass immigration on Tuesday by flying the Pakistani flag above its most important Anglican church.
Footage shared across the X platform showed the flag of Pakistan flying above Westminster Abbey.
According to the Pakistan High Commission, the flag was hoisted to celebrate Pakistan Day, a national holiday commemorating the adoption of the first Constitution of Pakistan.
Of course, there’s nothing wrong with flying a Muslim flag over a Christian cathedral… during Holy Week, the most important event on the Christian calendar.
FFS, I’m an atheist and even I’m offended by this blatant example of ummah.
I’m not talking about Dave Chappelle, Eddy Murphy or Wanda Sykes; that’s Black humor.
I’m talking about black humor, which has always made me giggle. Here’s one example:
Another:
…and still another:
Of course, when FJB / whoever-the-Socialists-maneuver-into-the-nomination “wins” the 2024 election with 200 million mail-in votes cast, that won’t be funny as much as prophecy.
Still laughing?
Apparently, last week’s Funnies were too… uh, close to the bone, so to speak. So today we’ll clean it all up and make it G-rated. You have been warned…
And apparently, all those nekkid asses last week were A Cheek Too Far, so:
You request, I comply. Now off to work you go.