Okay, maybe Florida too; but the Cajuns got there first.
A man in Louisiana is facing various drug charges and wildlife violations after authorities found him with too many sharks in his boat and an undisclosed amount of methamphetamine.
I just can’t.
You can tell from the number of tags to this story that I have absolutely no clue how to categorize this.
Oh…whatever made you think it was Monday?
So while we’re waiting for the caffeine to kick in…
…and if you know why that’s funny, shame on you.
And for us Olde Pharttes:
Now stop dreaming about those evil memories, and get to work.
There is no limit to the micro-managing that a Blue state can descend to:
The bill — Creating a Respectful and Open World for Natural Hair — prohibits discrimination based on natural and protective hairstyles, including braids, locks, twists and Bantu knots. It also blocks Bay Staters from being denied employment or educational opportunities due to their hairstyles and textures.
Gov. Baker described the nexus of the CROWN Act as a “citizen movement,” started by a “very small number of people in which the right thing to do became clearer and clearer the longer the discussion went on.”
And while we’re there, some old-fashioned ones:
And of course, my old favorite style chart:
Oy. When you’re going to try to assassinate someone for the first time, perhaps you shouldn’t ask Google for help:
Nicholas Roske searched on Google for the “quietest semi auto rifle” and the “most effective place to stab someone” before he arrived outside Kavanaugh’s home in June.
I don’t know much about stabbing (okay, I do, but not as much as I know about semi-auto rifles), but “quietest semi auto rifle” ? How about, NONE, you fucking moron.
Okay, a little .22 semi like a Ruger or Marlin wouldn’t be as loud as, say, an AR-15 or even a Remington 7400; but if we’re talking serious man-killer chamberings, I think I’m safe in saying that they’re all pretty fucking loud.
In a way, though, I’m glad the little prick was so stupid. Had he been a serious shooter, Kavanaugh might have been in trouble.
Even better, though, was this:
The 26-year-old also said in an online chat forum he was going to “remove some people from the supreme court” to “stop roe v wade from being overturned.”
“I could get at least one, which would change the votes for decades to come,” Roske said, “and I am shooting for 3.” [sic]
Uh huh.
By the way, isn’t that Rem 7400 a cutie? And it’s in the manly .30-06 Springfield, which I doubt that our Gen Z wannabe-killer would be able to handle anyway.
I know, I know… I shouldn’t be so childish; but whenever I see a headline about D.C.’s current mayor, e.g.:
Today, Mayor Bowser of Washington, DC announced she had requested federal help with the influx of migrants arriving on buses from Texas and Arizona.
…all I can think of is this one:
Like I said, childish, but there it is.
Oh, and John Bauman has more talent in his little finger than the stupid mayor has in toto.
So, to keep us pointed in the tight direction:
And on a somewhat-related note:
Now get into your car and go to work.