Okay, so today is a holiday (for a change) so I’ll skip the Sturm und Drang, and dive straight in. But I have to warn y’all: I’m in a 1776-kinda mood today, even more so than usual.
…which all kinda ties in nicely for today’s holiday now, doesn’t it?
Ummm…
Wellll…
‘Nuff said.
From the bony* Ann Coulter:
Consistent with liberal psyches, the attack on the Supreme Court last week was completely schizophrenic —
Thursday: HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY STATES’ RIGHTS ON GUNS!
Friday: HOW DARE YOU GIVE US STATES’ RIGHTS ON ABORTION!
[ANSWER: One’s in the Constitution, and one isn’t.]
Then again, expecting logic (not to say Constitutional familiarity) from the Left will always be a fool’s errand.
Oy. As if Hanoi Jane hasn’t been enough of a festering pustule on society’s buttocks long enough, the tired old tart has to weigh in once again:
Left-wing actress and activist Jane Fonda suggested America “redefine vaginas as AK-47s” in response to the U.S. Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade.
In her case, and by her own admission, her well-trodden vagina is more akin to a rusty old Brown Bess musket, but that’s not what I wanted to talk about.
As an AK owner myself, let me say that the AK rifle works perfectly as designed, seldom requires much in the way of cleaning and maintenance, can be shared among friends as often as desired, and as such is about as far from a vagina as one could imagine.
So this unwarranted slight on Mikhail Kalashnikov’s excellent device is simply off base — not that this is far from Fonda’s norm, though.
And one last thought: a new AK-47 costs about a thousand bucks — and I’ve known many men who have paid a lot more than that, just for part-ownership of a vagina.
So let’s dive into the waters of comedy for some relief…
And speaking of which, here are some ladies that I bet a lot of men would like to fertilize:
…although to be fair, Carol Vorderman is well past the fertilizing stage. Her factory floor has long since turned into a pleasure palace, as my friend Patterson used to say.
So finish your breakfast cocktail and get outta here.
This is a seriously, seriously good article by Soeren Kern at Gatestone. An excerpt:
On March 21, less than a month after Russia invaded Ukraine, European officials announced an ambitious plan for the EU to achieve “strategic autonomy” aimed at placing the 27-member bloc on equal footing with China and the United States. The implicit objective was to enable a “sovereign” EU to act independently of the United States and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) in matters of defense and security. That plan is now in shambles.
As the war has dragged on, European unity has collapsed and efforts to transform the European Union into a European superstate — a United States of Europe — have been exposed for what they are: delusions of grandeur.
It’s long, but if you only want to read one article today, this would be a good choice.