Category: Funny Stuff

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Even though it’s Monday, I know you don’t want to be disturbed:

…so to speak.

But to help us wake up, some post-election humor, stolen from just about everywhere:

And speaking of ugly non-MAGA women:

Finally, a reminder of the numbers involved, and one of the main electoral issues:

And that’s just according to NCIS…

And just for the hell of it:

I think I’ll celebrate this first post-election Monday by going to the range.  (Okay, that’s not much different from any other Monday, but what the hell.)

LOL Xi

Marxists, Mocking Furriners

Don’t make me laugh, asshole:

Chinese President Xi Jinping said Thursday Beijing and Washington must find a way to “get along” in a message to US president-elect Donald Trump, state media reported.

In his first message to Trump since the former president secured a second term, Xi said “history has shown that China and the United States benefit from cooperation and suffer from confrontation”, state broadcaster CCTV said.

“A stable, healthy and sustainable China-US relationship is in the common interest of both countries and is in line with the expectations of the international community,” Xi said.

He called for Washington and Beijing to “strengthen dialogue and communication” and “properly manage differences”.

Yeah, sure.  Stop trying to invade Taiwan, stop trying to colonize the entire SE Asia area, stop hassling India’s border, stop supporting Iran with arms and munitions, stop vetoing the US in the UN, and stop doing a few other things I can’t remember at the moment (but I bet Trump has a list).

Do all that, and we can talk.  No?

Then fuck you, you Commie shitbrain, and buckle in because it’s going to be a rough ride… for you.

Let’s Hear It For The Pollsters

Elections, Journalist Scum, Morons & Idiots, Numbers & Statistics

I think this little debacle — initially seen in 2016 with Trump’s first electoral victory — can be summed up thus:

So much for them, then:  they were as clueless as all their US counterparts, all of whom called the election as “close” when (barring vote fraud) it was never going to be anything like that.

I know, I know:  everyone tries to hedge their bets in the prediction game, but never so egregiously.  It was obvious to any disinterested observer that they were cooking the  stats by slanted sampling and so on.

One would think that the pollsters would have learned their lesson from 2016, but noooo.

What I want to know is:  why should we believe anything these assholes tell us from now on?

Anyone?  Bueller?

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

As if Monday wasn’t bad enough, we have Election Day tomorrow, but still…

But to remind everyone what’s at stake tomorrow:

 

…if by “deport” you mean “loading them into the helicopters for that one-way flight”, then yes.

And my final thought:

See y’all at the polls tomorrow.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Let’s continue in the same spirit.  I’ve been told that this website is “too much about men”, so here are a few from the chicks’ POV:

And seeing it’s the season:

Finally, I would post some beefcake for Teh Gurlzzz, but if I’ve learned anything, it’s that I don’t have a clue as to what men women find sexy.  So sorry, but I’m going to have to revert back to type:

Happy Monday, everyone.

Point : Counterpoint

Veggies & Vegans

The Greatest Living Englishman had a health scare last week, requiring emergency surgery to embed a stent in his heart valve.  Fortunately for all of us, he’s doing okay and is no doubt back in at least early-season form.

Of course, the International Vegan Set had a field day:

And the quick response:

I’m SO glad he’s recovering.

Here’s his take on the operation:

“Now, thanks to all those tremendous people at the John Radcliffe in Oxford and all of their extraordinary machines, here I am wondering what water tastes like and if it’s possible to make celery interesting.”

Well, water tastes like shit unless added to Scotch, and the only way to make celery interesting is to use it as a dildo on a vegan.