Oy.  When you’re going to try to assassinate someone for the first time, perhaps you shouldn’t ask Google for help:

Nicholas Roske searched on Google for the “quietest semi auto rifle” and the “most effective place to stab someone” before he arrived outside Kavanaugh’s home in June.

I don’t know much about stabbing (okay, I do, but not as much as I know about semi-auto rifles), but “quietest semi auto rifle” ?  How about, NONE, you fucking moron.

Okay, a little .22 semi like a Ruger or Marlin wouldn’t be as loud as, say, an AR-15 or even a Remington 7400;  but if we’re talking serious man-killer chamberings, I think I’m safe in saying that they’re all pretty fucking loud.

In a way, though, I’m glad the little prick was so stupid.  Had he been a serious shooter, Kavanaugh might have been in trouble.

Even better, though, was this:

The 26-year-old also said in an online chat forum he was going to “remove some people from the supreme court” to “stop roe v wade from being overturned.”
“I could get at least one, which would change the votes for decades to come,” Roske said, “and I am shooting for 3.”  [sic]

Uh huh.

By the way, isn’t that Rem 7400 a cutie?  And it’s in the manly .30-06 Springfield, which I doubt that our Gen Z wannabe-killer would be able to handle anyway.


  1. The Rem is a cutey but that box mag needs to stick down a couple more rounds.

    Hopefully the retarded idiot will get it’s face and anus repeatedly gang raped by a fleet of overhung sawbucks in the shitcan.

  2. If memory serves me, wasn’t MLK shot with exactly that Rem 7400 in 30-06 by James Earl Ray ? Btw…..who outside the South names there kid Earl ??? Lol

  3. The rem 7400 sure is a sweet rifle.

    The perp needs to spend the rest of his life hoping that the prison doesn’t run out of grape jelly or salad dressing.


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