Good grief, man, it’s only the Monday before Halloween — no need to get carried away like that!
But if yer gonna party, beware the next day:
Or you can get creative:
And if yer going to go to one of “those” Halloween parties:
…beware the possible consequences, such as July Pumpkin:
…or even Syphilis Pumpkin:
Whatever you do, just Pumpkin away:
And as always, here’s the Mistress Of The Dark:
Now get out there and scare someone.
Good grief, why bother to go if clapping is going to intimidate you?
Snowflake students at Oxford University are the latest to demand that clapping should be banned because applause noise can trigger anxiety and want ‘jazz hands’ to be used instead.
The idea for a British sign language alternative for clapping involving the waving of hands was put forward at the student union’s first meeting of the year on Tuesday.
Sabbatical Officers Roisin McCallion, Vice President for Welfare and Equal Opportunity and Ebie Edwards Cole, Chair for Oxford SU Disabilities Campaign, successfully passed the motion to mandate the encouragement of silent clapping.
My suggestion is that for “clapping”, substitute “slapping”, but no doubt some fainting fairy is going to have a problem with that too. And if the noise of clapping triggers that much anxiety in them, I wonder how they’d react to gunshots.
And note the caption for a couple of the pics:
Sabbatical Officers Roisin McCallion (left), Vice President for Welfare and Equal Opportunity and Ebie Edwards Cole (right), Chair for Oxford SU Disabilities Campaign, successfully passed the motion to mandate the encouragement of silent clapping
Yep, that’s what education is all about. “Sabbatical Officer and VP Welfare and Equal Opportunity”, my aching ass.
And to think that one of my greatest dreams once was to attend Oxford.
…or maybe, the old & the young:
Dennis Quaid, 65, is ‘ENGAGED to PhD student girlfriend Laura Savoie, 26’ just five months after going public
And a pic of the loving couple explains it all:
“HOW CAN SHE DO IT?” is the wail.
Oh, please. In the first place, ol’ Dennis is rich, famous and, to be honest, not at all bad for 65. (Jeez, I’m 65 and I wish I looked half as good.) As for why he wants to hook up with her… do I really have to explain that?
Go, Dennis, go! Every old fart in the world is on your side, dude. Even if we’re as jealous as hell.
Amidst this whole LGBTOSTFU nonsense, I would have thought that certain biological manifestations were pretty much set in stone, so to speak — such as women’s menstrual periods. Apparently not:
Transgender lobby forces sanitary towel-maker Always to ditch Venus logo from its products
Why?
…the decision [was made] by makers Procter & Gamble (P&G) to kowtow to trans activists who were born female and still use sanitary products.
So let’s get this straight (ahem): someone born a woman who “transitions” into a man will get offended by the Venus logo? Because gawd forbid a dude should get his eyes crossed by having to use a sanitary towel with a drawing on its label?
After I stopped laughing, I decided on the following policy.
As far as I’m concerned, if you still have a penis, you’re a man, no matter what the rest of your body looks like. (That means you, Caitlin Bruce Jenner, even if you were voted Woman of the Year by some morons.) And if you call yourself Macho Man, feel like a man (whatever that means) but still have a functioning vagina needing tampons etc., you’re still a woman.
End of story, end of statement, end of this fucking insanity.
I know exactly how ol’ Hugh feels… especially after having had his eardrums blown out at the movies.
So let’s get with the laughter-injections:
Ditto Dallas, and north Texas in general. Looks like the Dallas North Tollway at 7.00am or 6.00pm, only with fewer pickup trucks. And matters aren’t helped by things like this:
Meanwhile, in Wyoming:
But what the hell, let’s stop traffic with a little glimpse of something out of Louisiana named Katherine LaNasa:
Keep your eyes on the road, folks…
Made ya look.
