Good grief, man, it’s only the Monday before Halloween — no need to get carried away like that!
But if yer gonna party, beware the next day:
Or you can get creative:
And if yer going to go to one of “those” Halloween parties:
…beware the possible consequences, such as July Pumpkin:
…or even Syphilis Pumpkin:
Whatever you do, just Pumpkin away:
And as always, here’s the Mistress Of The Dark:
Now get out there and scare someone.
I’ve had a thing for Elvira ever since a Halloween party at a local bar back in the early 1990s. I went as William Wallace of Braveheart fame, and I met a young lady dressed as Elvira, the only “attribute” of the character she lacked was the long black hair (she had fairly short blonde hair, so she wore a wig).
(Takes time for cold shower).
For the record, if you get into a contest with a woman over who’s wearing the fewest undergarments, it’s REAL fun if it’s a tie.
(Takes second cold shower in five minutes).
Miz Elvira is how we like our vampires.
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