What day is it? I declare this Monday to known as “All About Women Day”. But as befits Monday, it’s not going to be about ones we love, right Hillary?
I know, I know:
Wait a second…
So let’s continue:
And a warning that things are not always what they seem:
But to make up for that Hillary pic, and before someone does something drastic, here are a few of those “bra-less” pics that didn’t make the cut last week:
Have a nice week, y’all.
Wait… what day is it?
Oh yeah, it’s Monday.
So to get things a little more ship-shape, some funny stuff. And given what happened over the past couple weeks, what better than a little black-and-white humor? (And just so we’re all clear about my bona fides : remember that I’m a full-blooded African-American.)
Well, who can resist that invitation?
And after all that, I think it’s time for an All-American White Girl:
Where have we heard this before? O, Canada. Unsurprisingly, this is Ontario (motto: We’re more socialist than New York), where the forces of police power are rapidly becoming unlimited.
As an aside — and I admit that it’s been years since I was last in Ontario — I’m pretty sure that the above Gestapo attitudes will work in places like Toronto (a.k.a. Woke City, CN). But Ontario is a really big state, and I would be really interested to see what happens oh, about a hundred miles north of Toronto, when the Sturmtruppen start playing their little reindeer games. (Warning: link can cause extreme rage.)
Or have all Canadians become so cowed by Government?
What day is it again?
So to get over that gagging thing, a little Italian food humor:
Some Wop humor:
And some gender-specific stuff:
And speaking of beautiful Italian women… oh hell, where to begin? I’ll just pick one, and don’t yell at me because I didn’t pick your favorite.
Say hello to Sabrina Ferilli:
And a more recent one:
Bellissima.
Oy vey, it’s Monday:
Just for the hell of it, I proclaim today Jew Day on this here website. (Don’t panic; everything has been blessed by the Deth Bin*.)
(My buddy Lev, who is an actual rabbi, tells me that this would be funny were it not so true.) And in that same vein:
And just for the hell of it:
And one of my personal favorites:
Now get out there and make some money. Next week: Italians.
*I know; shuddup.
Inspired by this piece in the DM, I list things that seem insubstantial or unimportant, but under the reign of World-Emperor Kim (see above) would be banned and destroyed whenever seen in public:
Note that I’ve left off the large stuff like Modernist architecture, Glocks and music produced by Simon Cowell. They are a constant irritation to me and have often been featured on these pages, so I’m not going to belabor the point.
Other than “carpeted bathrooms”, I found most of the things in the DM list rather inoffensive, albeit some in bad taste. And they can take my Nicky Cage sequin pillow from my cold dead hands.
Feel free to add your favorite hates to the list. (Just stuff, no people — we all know who you’d want to see gone, or be first on the noose.)