Category: Friday Feature

Ranked in order of awfulness:

• “I thought you had the ring.”
• “I take thee ummm… what’s your name again?”
• “What do you mean, you filed for bankruptcy yesterday?”
• “My mother’s joining us on the honeymoon.”
• “Honey? I think you forgot your Maxi-Pad…”

and a bonus (from Doc Russia):

• “I now pronounce you husband and wife.”

You suggestions in Comments…

Ranked in ascending order of dreadfulness:

• In your scrambled eggs
• In your crankcase
• In your eyes
• In your gun’s action
• You know where

Your suggestions in Comments.

Some names may have been changed slightly because lawyers, who have fuck-all sense of humor when it comes to satire.

• “Threesomes! The Hardy Boys And Nancy Drew Compendium”
• “Harry Potter And The Half-Price Hooker” by J.K. (Just Kidding) Rowlins
• “Little Whore-House On The Prairie” by Laura Tingles Wilder
• “Little Women: Sex With Dwarves” by Louisa May Allcock
• “The Princess Bridegroom (an LGBT mystery)” by Willyum Old Man

Your suggestions in Comments.