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Category: Friday Feature
5 Worst Self-Inflicted Injuries
Ranked in order of severity:
- paper cut
- tearing a toenail off instead of cutting it off
- attempting any fool stunt which requires that someone else first hold your beer
- seppuku (with vertical and horizontal cuts)
- watching any movie starring Alan Alda
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Caption Competition #24
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5 Worst Places To Spend The Night
In ascending order of horrible:
- with “Uncle” Gavin
- in a C-47 Dakota en route to an active duty deployment
- any motel room on U.S. 30 in Illinois (don’t ask me how I know this)
- in a hotel toilet stall after getting mindless drunk (see above)
- in a prison cell, with D’Marcus Washington as a cellmate
…and a bonus for my Brit Readers:
- Alan Carr’s bedroom.
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Friday Night Movies
Caption Competition #23
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