Category: Friday Feature

American:

• Naomi Wolf (outwardly attractive, the ugly runs deep with this one)
• Any Professor of Womyn’s Studies
• Lena Dunham
• Catharine McKinnon
• Andrea Dworkin

There is a serious public health warning attached to each link in this post.

British/International:

• Polly Toynbee (by the way, the link contains a big fat lie — she’s a Marxist, not a “social democrat”, whatever that is)
• Harriet Harman (a.k.a. Harriet “Harperson”, ’nuff said)
• Caitlin Moran (like Naomi Wolf above)
• Diane Abbot
• Angela Merkel

I was going to publish a companion piece of the five worst men to have an orgy with, but I suspect that most of my choices (from: O.J., Chris Brown, Howard Stern, Anthony Weiner, the entire male cast of Jersey Shores etc.) would probably find favor with quite a few women… [sigh]

There are many bad cars, there are many ugly cars, there are many cars that turned out to be failures (ahem Ford Edsel), so the competition is strong. However, if you were to poll anyone who knows anything at all about cars and ask them for their top 20 worst small cars aimed at the cost-conscious driver, these five (including variants) would be on everybody’s list. Shitty designs, woeful engineering, crappy materials, zero performance / handling, prone to bursting into flames: these clunkers had them all — proof, as if anyone needed it, that for some people, (low) price is everything.

Ford Pinto

AMC  Gremlin / Pacer

Yugo

Robin Reliant

Trabant

In the case of the Trabi, it remains a monument to how Communism can screw things up: when essentially the same people can produce two totally different cars — i.e. Mercedes/BMW/Porsche/Volkswagen on one side of a Wall, and the Trabant on the other.

• Allentown, Pennsylvania
• Most towns on the (New) Jersey Shores
• North, South, East and West Africa
• Any country with a population that is more than 33% Muslim
• Hotel Pennsylvania, New York City.

Continuing with our “5 Worst” series, we have this crowd of horrible people, a.k.a the Waygood-Otis Nightmare Quintet:

• Piers Morgan
• Hillary Clinton
• Geraldo Rivera
• Roseanne Barr
• Susan Estrich

All links (especially the last one) carry a public health service warning. Your nominations in Comments…

Your trip on board the Ocean Princess has ended in disaster and you find yourself alone in a lifeboat with no others in sight. In the boat’s survival kit you find the following, ranked in ascending order of awfulness:

• an empty flare gun
• a coupon for $100 off your next trip on the Ocean Princess
• a blister pack of contraceptive pills
• a tin of boiled lutefisk
• a CD player with fresh batteries, containing “Barry Manilow: The Turkish Bath Years”

Your suggestions on the topic in Comments, please.

There can be few things more horrible for a father than to discover what his innocent young teenage daughter is actually up to. Here are the five worst things to find in her bedside drawer, ranked in ascending order of awfulness:

• a 60-pack of condoms, half-empty
• a personally-signed photo and love note from some rapper you’ve never heard of
• a book entitled “10 First Steps To Becoming A Furry”
• a pregnancy test stick showing positive
• a letter of acceptance from Oberlin College’s Department of Feminist Studies

Your suggestions on the topic in Comments, please