Caption Competition #86 August 23, 2019 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Madonna invited all the men in the audience up to her hotel room.
Jane Fonda / Hillary / Kamala Harris / Elizabeth Warren / Michelle Obama / (take your pick) at the dentist?
More like at the OB/GYN.
Had the thought, but, could *not* bring myself to go there . . . (/shudders)
I thought John McCain was dead.
Could you come back later? We’re having a private moment.
Liz! It’s been YEARS!
Become a GYN they said. It’ll be cool they said.
not even with YOUR d*ck!
Introducing: The new Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!
Sunk New Dawn
Rape? Never heard of it.
BTW, WTF is that thing?
Lamprey would be my guess.
Betty Anne, your mitt looks like something that devours souls.
As Tiffany and Heather primped in front of the three-way mirror in Belinda’s bedroom, Allison excitedly mentioned:
“I really really hope we meet some cute guys tonight!”
(No cute guys were harmed during the making of this caption)
Just think about what you’re getting yourself into, boys!
Are they filming another sequel to “Alien”?
Ain’t sticking mine in there.
Not going to draw back a nub.
Hallo. My name is Vagina Dentata. You fucked my mother. Prepare to die.
Democrat mouth on finance committee, after 2 terms in Washington (to be fair, many RINO’s too).
“Wow, Marge. That really is large…”
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