Category: Friday Feature

5 Worst Current Headlines

The Worst

In ascending order of awfulness:

  • Yellowstone Caldera To Erupt At Noon Eastern
  • Biden Already Planning 2024 Reelection Campaign
  • Most People Fleeing New York Plan To Settle In Texas
  • Kamala Harris-Willie Brown Sex Video Leaked On PornHub
  • Piers Morgan Applies For U.S. Citizenship

Your suggestions in Comments — but they’d better be worse than all the above.

 

Caption Competition #138

Captions, Friday Feature

No, you’re not seeing things, it is Saturday.  But somebody stole my Thursday, making me think that yesterday was Thursday instead of Friday, so now today you’re seeing Friday’s post on Saturday.

Everybody got that?

Now add your suggestions for this week’s pic in Comments:

5 Worst People In The News

Friday Feature, The Worst

…or, add this to the list of people I don’t want to see in the media, ever again, unless in an obituary.  The list isn’t ranked, for once, because I can’t decide which is actually the worst.

  • Mitt Romney, whose current disloyalty to his party makes me almost glad he lost to Obama
  • big-city Democrat mayors — no point in trying to rank them, they’re all equally dreadful
  • big-mouth Hollywood types (Alec Baldwin, Bette Midler, Alyssa Milano etc.)
  • Hillary Clinton;  you lost, you’re irrelevant and most people want you either dead or in prison orange
  • Johnny Depp and Amber Heard — you’re both as crazy as a sackful of cats tossed in a swimming pool, and if it were possible for both of you to lose, that’s how I’d vote.  Or I’d put the two of you in a weighted sack together and toss you into a swimming pool, come to think of it.