Ranked in order of hatefulness:
- when you fart during a blowjob
- when she asks, “Are you really going out dressed like that?” and you answer, “Yes.”
- when she asks you for something to read, and you hand her the latest issue of Guns & Ammo
- when she catches you in bed with her sister (bonus points for: her brother )
- when she learns that you pawned her engagement ring to buy that sweet new Ruger
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