1. The USA or Canadian Squirrel bobsled team in training for the CCP winter Olympics?
    Might as well get it fucking over with, eh?

  2. The local squirrels dreamed of visiting France but had to settle for building their own Eiffel Tower instead

  3. …zey aww fwock awound me wike moffs wound a fwame….
    it’s nuzzing zat I do, I’m not to bwame …..

  4. Figure: Three squirrels work together to conduct a whip crack jump. Some breeds of squirrel can attain supersonic speeds with this method.

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