Category: Friday Feature

Ranked in order of foulness:

• Australian F1 Grand Prix canceled
• Makes barroom seduction even more difficult than it already is
• Hasn’t killed off enough Communists yet
• Just another opportunity for the media to create panic
• Chances of ever nailing Monica Bellucci officially now less than zero

Your suggestions for inclusions in Comments.

• All those exotic “Chinese Bat Stew” frozen dinners in your freezer will have to be thrown away
• Your new Huawei phone has been renamed “Typhoid Mary” in the catalog
• Far fewer cheap and trashy options in the Clothing section at Walmart
• “Visit Chinatown” has to be taken off your bucket list
• Severely limits your choices in the “buy a foreign wife” market

Your suggestions in Comments.