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  1. Is Buttcheeks one word or should they be spread apart? Asking for a friend . . .

    1. Yeah, true, but at first glance without my old-man glasses, it looks like a big, white billboard.

  2. I think we can all agree… our Ermajean is well on her way to astronomers naming her ‘Buns Of Glory’ as the latest recognized planetoid!
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    With only moments to spare before her substantial gravitational forces sent the entire solar system into a cuckoo spin, our Ermajean re-directed her reflective surfaces to dazzle the sun back into orbit!
    (According to researchers, such an event was considered impossible, but our Ermajean proved them all wrong!)
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    Preparing for the upcoming grade-school Science Faire, our Ermajean became broadly ‘involved’ with her anatomy demonstration… requiring Emergency Responders to counsel several hundred traumatized students and cow-orkers!
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    As her ‘Buns Of Glory’ prove beyond any reasonable doubt, our Ermajean rarely needed to rent a stadium cushion at the ‘Big Game’!
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    While whiling away the hours on a secluded beach, our Ermajean ‘flashed’ her ‘brilliance’… and astronauts on the far reaches of the unknown caught a glimpse of ‘From Here To Eternity’!

  3. The Coppertone girl is all grown up…but the dog has passed away. Fortunately she no longer feels the need of an excuse.

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