Category: Bad News

And it’s even worse than usual, I’m afraid…

…Howard who?

…and if that’s not enough to start a revolution…

…because it’s for your own protection, see?  AA’s fares will of course be going up to make up for the loss of revenue.

Dept. of Suckage:

…why hasn’t this asshole been executed yet?

And on the same topic:

…and we’d all be a lot less sorry if this asshole had been executed ten minutes after the guilty verdict.

…must be all that Glueball Wormening we’ve been hearing about.

Which kinda makes this story even more suspect:

…but no doubt, there’s a good explanation for all this.

…yup, that will delay the plane for a little while, and Miss PhD. Candidate a lot longer.

…is anyone still surprised by this kind of thing?

…or, roughly half the value of the stuff that the US military just left behind in Baghram.  Also note:  “avoid” (which is legal), as opposed to “evade” (which isn’t).

…and owners of cars and trucks made before the Internet Of Things all look smug.

…and looking at his picture, the parents are probably right.

…you first, Toots.

 

Ugh.  I’ve seen sexier biker chicks.

All the usual crap that passes for news, with irrelevant commentary.  Oh, and boobs at the end.

…we keep giving them goats to eat, but the Afghans just repurpose them.

...as Canada’s leading girlyman continues to campaign with his core constituency.

…of which about $16.70 would actually reach its intended target.  Pull the other one, Greaseman.

…as they work on becoming even more unelectable than they already are.

…right.  I guess Boots was all out of foam earplugs.

…only 17?  Must have taken the poll in Manhattan or UC Berkeley.

…and when the mass hangings begin, we’ll be called the bad guys.

…shoot at cops, get acquitted.  Noted.

Scottish police are fined £100,000 for failing woman, 25,
who died after waiting THREE DAYS for help in wreckage of
her crashed car alongside her dead boyfriend – despite
accident being reported to officers
…see, if she’d just Twitted “Some nigger bastard and his Paki rent boy crashed into my car“, the rozzers would have been there in seconds.

…what’s it called when stuff keeps getting more expensive while purchasing power decreases… wait, it’s on the tip of my tongue… something about Weimar…

Time for INSIGNIFICA:
         
…actually, the last one has a link just for the entertainment value.

And now, as promised, some real news:

And finally, our  Slut Of The Week:

Read the story to see why.

Once more, there’s news to look at, laugh at, snarl at, or ignore completely.

…let’s hear it for “free storage” and other lies.

…but unless it has machine guns to help out with my road rage, I don’t care.

…perhaps a study of the word “voluntary” would prove instructive.

…nice to know the politicians have their priorities correct.

…and are we going to learn exactly who is perpetrating these hate crimes?  No?  Anyone?  I’ll give you a clue:  it’s not White supremacists, or we’d have heard all about it by now.  And speaking of people who hate Jews: 

…but, but, but… what about “Diversiteh“?

…in yet another example of falling values.

…this may explain a lot about me, but hey.  I don’t like checkered shirts and overalls, though.

…told you it was all bullshit.

INSIGNIFICA:

     

…to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

And a little younger blood, for a change, in the form of the now-legal Maisie Smith:

All the news you couldn’t be bothered to read, with commentary to match.

…to be followed tomorrow by another study that says that eating a single walnut, ever, will give you an 8.5% chance of getting terminal athlete’s foot.  You heard it here first.

…by disbanding?

…I should fucking well hope so.  Read his story here.

…quit that raucous laughter, willya?

…replace “could” with “when will”, and you’ll be correct.

…yawn.

…which was never ratified, but that’s not going to stop him.

They should try this approach instead:

…I’d be a millionaire inside a week.

…this is why I prefer ordinary American people over government.  Any government.

…I guess the Customs agents never got the memo from the ATF.

…as the Great Assimilation Project continues on its way.  Now, about all those young Afghan men we’re bringing here… (no link, because why bother)

…a little extreme, perhaps, but understandable.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

      
…and all Hollywood shivers.

Finally, the day a TV host went on the air in her dressing gown:

Follow the link for the full story.

And in our tasteful Boob Pics section:

   

…and:

All the news that’s fit to make you gag.

…yeah, when in doubt, go after gun owners.  It worked SO well for Weinstein.

…short answer:  no.  But wait, it’s explained by an ASTROLOGER, so it’s all true. [eyecross]

…oh how my heart bleeds for Hollywood…

Dept. of Totalitarianism:

…at least he wasn’t caught littering, which carries the death penalty in Singapore.

…key word:  Illinois.

…amid rumors that Dachau is reopening “under new management”.

…I’m amazed to see that the Oz cops aren’t wearing jackboots.

…could have been worse.  We could have been compared to Hitler (again).

And over The Pond, a reaction:

…no doubt, these are just ISIS airport bombers in disguise.  And just so you know, the headline is a lie.  The “mob” is not protesting vaccines, but “vaccine passports” and forced vaccinations.

…I don’t even know where to begin on how funny this is.  Or this:

…let’s hear it for the Internet Of Things.

From the Department of Suckage:

And now:  INSIGNIFICA:

       

And finally:

…okay, but where do we start?  Antifa or the FBI?

Enough of that.  Time for the real news:

…who she, you ask?

She’s also known for her perfect Joe Biden impersonations:

Yeah, I know…

Highlighting all the asinine, stupid and pointless news.  And on the non-Biden front:

RCOB Department:

…or, “Guy who tested Covid-negative before allowed to fly still has to be quarantined lest he infect his dying father.”  Kill them all, now.

And in other WuFlu news:

…okay, then.  CVS, here I come.

…torn between woke banks and income stream from sluts. Ouch.

…where would we be without Science?

…exchanging cabbage for cunnilingus, for the win.

…are they allowed to vote while handcuffed?  Asking for a friend.

…now there’s a minority group, especially in California.

…as Sweden enters the “Stupidest Nation On The Planet” competition with a bang.

…I had no idea that so many “progressives” were of Swedish origin.

…considering that ol’ Ron had access to willing and available poontang pretty much 24/7 for well over thirty years, you have to ask yourself why his accusers were anywhere near him, if not for sex. Sounds kinda bogus.

And now for Biden News:

…Biden:  hold my beer.

…which comes to just over 8,000 jobs added per month.  Trump’s pre-Covid stats were running at about 40,000 – 50,000 per month, by comparison.

and:
Vice President Harris cancels plans to campaign for California Gov. Newsom
…OMG is Newsom that fucked?

Some INSIGNIFICA:

   

Wales, again:

…so are all languages, actually, but hey.

And speaking of the Welsh, here’s Carol Vorderman: