Category: Bad News

Short takes, hot cakes:

…only 2 million?  I think we can do better.

…okay, we’re all gonna die.

…and then again, maybe not.  Make up your fucking minds.

…actually, I agree with Biden.  Except that the social composition of my 15 percent will be vastly different from his.

…and the mssiles will launch in 5… 4… 3...

…which means it’s time for crowd control, Kim-style:

And now, a special Texas section (and aren’t we special?)

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…in the Texas idiom:  somebody needs killing (and it’s not the “racists and MAGA people”).

Not The Nine O’Clock News, and no Pamela Stephenson, either.

…I guess I missed where Angela Merkel has reopened Dachau, Buchenwald, Ravensbrück and Bergen-Belsen.

…we already knew you bastards work like that, you rancid old Commie bitch, but thanks for reminding us.

…in the U.S., if Daddy’s 13-year-old daughter had started sleeping with a 34-year-old man, he’d have used the sickle on Loverboy.  But Islam.

…excuse me while I go and borrow Sarah Hoyt’s Shocked Face.

…or maybe it was because of Mayor Hairdo’s lockdown, but we’ll never know.

…because they still believe Hanoi Jane’s “China Syndrome” movie was a documentary.  And that unicorn farts are a valid propulsion fuel.

…now that’s sticking it to The Man, yo.  The latest in our “Guess The Race (of the ‘citizens’) ” feature.  And even better:

…that’s right:  destroy one of the few ways supported by the local population to help “your people” get a better education and escape the poverty that makes you loot stores in your neighborhoods.

…remember, all the clapping and adulation is for the frontline workers in the NHS.  The system itself, however, is the same fucked-up death-dealer it has always been.

Finally, a few related items:

…meanwhile, Over Here: 

…which is a few points less than the Brits.  And yet:

and:

…can we start warming up the tar and plucking the chickens, yet?

Not much to see today, unlike here.  Still:

…to which I say, fukkem.  But right on cue:

…of course, it was New York.

…and fuck you, too, asshole.  Wait till I do something like this:

…it ain’t gonna be pretty.

…which can easily be fixed by some activities which include MOABs and daisycutter bombs.

…also Scorpios, unicorn rodeo riders and men named Fred.  JHC, what a load of bullshit.

…but the only newsworthy part of this story is that he wasn’t Indian (dot-head variety), or Chinese.

…but I should remind everyone that Southside Chicago votes overwhelmingly Democrat, so they got what they voted for, good and hard.

…and while Britain breathes a sigh of relief, I can start making plans to go back Over There again.

And finally:

…and Governor Death Eater Cuomo’ s decision to house Chinkvirus patients in New York nursing homes was just as spectacularly wrong.

Pointed commentary — pointed, like these.

…that’s not news.  The news is that she was only in labor for 22.6 seconds, a new world record for girl babies.

…I don’t think there are measuring instruments powerful enough to detect my sympathy for these people.

…my only question being:  how did they fit this man’s giant balls into the back of the police car?

…these being the cityfolk that pretty much drank themselves into a stupor every night during Prohibition, how did the stupid Commie De Blasio think he was going to stop them?

…I didn’t even know they had strip clubs in Cheyenne, but I’m pretty sure that face masks could only be an improvement.  For both the girls and the customers.

…and these are the same people who are flooding into the U.S.  Oy.  No wonder the Democrats love them.

…fair enough, as long as they reciprocate for our folks.  (Son&Heir has a standing job offer in London…)

…yeah, but they used the British Chinkvirus models to predict all this catastrophe.

…to the surprise of nobody but the gun controllers.

  …OMG noes, she’s being hounded by the very State apparatus that she wants to sic on everyone else.

And speaking of boners:

…and his defense?  “I didn’t know she was dead — I thought she was Jewish.”