With commentary so acidic, you need an alkali chaser after reading it.

…if we pay the Russkis a few grand each for their trouble, can we send them our child molesters too?

…never mind that sill old Constit… Consist… you know, the thing.

…now that’s a Jan 6 insurrection, Lefties. Somehow, our guys missed beheadings.
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…because a month without booze is like sending a eunuch to an orgy: a pointless gesture.

…well, if they’re all like Elizabeth Warren and AOC, hardly surprising.

…and CTRL-F shows no mention of Chinese cities in the article. Strange…
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…and your company is just the one to sell us that vaccine, right?
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…those nasty old German Nazis having been so much in favor of an armed citizenry, of course.
And now, for the first time, the 2022 Train Smash Chronicles:

…let the Train Smash begin !!!!!!
From the Dept. Of Covidiocy:
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And ’tis now time for INSIGNIFICA:

…see the above “eunuch at an orgy” comment re: alcohol-free gin.

…technically speaking, all ejaculations are premature, as my old friend Patterson used to say.
And speaking of “penis pads”, here’s Reader favorite Rhian Sugden:



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