From the Dept. of Lost Causes:
...irrelevant AND stupid is no way to go through life, son. And speaking of a hopeless cause:
...and I urge our TexGov to permit the shooting of illegals as they’re crossing the Rio Grande. Mine has a better chance of success.
Some good news, for a change:
...keep ’em coming (or rather, going), Izzies.
...I thought Mayor Betelgeuse had been voted out of office already — oh wait, that was until yesterday. But this is worse — a LOT worse:
...”A grateful nation says thank you for your service — now fuck off and live on the streets.”
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...so basically, all Britishland’s feeble attempts to cut back cow farts have been just a waste of time, then?
Some Showbiz News:
...ummm let’s see: Elizabeth’s age at her coronation: 25. Charles’s age at his: 75. I’m frankly surprised the old boy stayed awake through the whole thing.
...fair enough, as long as you fegelehs are also banned from playing straight characters.
...that’s okay; I have an emotional support 1911 handgun that I carry whenever I leave the house, too.
…which leads us automatically into other INSIGNIFICA:
…and the last two items segue neatly back to today’s sponsor:
...that’s okay, my darlin’: you keep showing ’em, and we’ll keep looking.
…and that’s a fine way to end all the news that’s fit to uncover.