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So on with that free stuff.

…but Daddy, aren’t electric cars the [ahem] wave of the future?

...let me know when the “toy” might be one of these:


...alternative: the Royal Navy machine-gunning the dinghies. Or:


…if this doesn’t make you smile, go away, you’re in the wrong place.

...shome mishtake, surely.

…FFS, is there ANYONE IN THE WORLD still unaware of breast cancer?

...I think I preferred it when cardinals protected sex-abuser priests.

...is anybody surprised by this, anymore?

…the word you’re looking for is “crowned” — what happens at a coronation. “Coronated” was coined by Ebonicsmeister Jesse Jackson.

…I think I first saw this headline in 1968.

…and the story is even worse than the headline.

…them girlymen gotta stick together, you see.

...right after they finish arresting people for posting mean tweets.

...a.k.a. what happens when you don’t act your age.

And in War News:

...or to put it another way: we’re gonna go down bonking.
And among the irrelevancies known as INSIGNIFICA:


...here we go:





That’s enough news for the day.